Anyone playing the new Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare?

[abn31c]

Is this thread real or just a game?
I thought just crackheads and fat fuckers with no life pittled away their meaninglessness lives with these things.
But hey, I dont judge!

 

[Ravenworks]

By the pound....always by the pound.

Well now that changes things, a big turd sounds really painful

 

[AIAW]

By the pound....always by the pound.

Diameter is a scary metric as well ?

 

[Veer_G]

Is this thread real or just a game?
I thought just crackheads and fat fuckers with no life pittled away their meaninglessness lives with these things.
But hey, I dont judge!

Little Lord Game Stop is huffing testosterone trying to get his wheels down and locked in place.

 

[abn31c]

Diameter is a scary metric as well ?

Ok, we went from pounding turds by the inch to pounding big fat turds by the inch. WTF
What color are these turds you speak of?

 

[Bender]

I play cod wwII With my 14yr old. It’s fun for half hour or so. I’ve rarely finished any game. I think portal was the last game that sucked me in like a black hole. Finished it in two days.

 

[AIAW]

Ok, we went from pounding turds by the inch to pounding big fat turds by the inch. WTF
What color are these turds you speak of?

Rocket Red or Arsenic Grey. Just depends.

 

[Veer_G]

Ok, we went from pounding turds by the inch to pounding big fat turds by the inch. WTF
What color are these turds you speak of?

Undoubtedly blue.

 

[M8541Reaper]

I thought just crackheads and fat fuckers with no life pittled away their meaninglessness lives with these things.

Are you talking about dudes who plan on still reloading in 2020? ?

 

[abn31c]

What,

Are you talking about dudes who plan on still reloading in 2020? ?

With like the back button?

 

[M8541Reaper]

What,

With like the back button?

Everyone knows real gamers don’t use the default controls lol.

But no, I meant reloading as in are you talking about dudes who plan to handload in 2020. “I thought just crackheads and fat fuckers with no life pittled away their meaninglessness lives with these things.” -referring to dudes who hand load.

lol was a swing and a miss joke I guess ?

 

[abn31c]

Everyone knows real gamers don’t use the default controls lol.

But no, I meant reloading as in are you talking about dudes who plan to handload in 2020. “I thought just crackheads and fat fuckers with no life pittled away their meaninglessness lives with these things.” -referring to dudes who hand load.

lol was a swing and a miss joke I guess ?

Yes, sadly we all pittle away our time at something or another. Dont regret walking away from golf tho! That shit ate up bout 5 days a week.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Yes, sadly we all pittle away our time at something or another. Dont regret walking away from golf tho! That shit ate up bout 5 days a week.

Never got into golf, but yup, we all have our time-draining things. My list of shit is probably why I have yet to get into reloading...despite three (almost 4 now) 5 gallon buckets filled with 556 and 308 brass. I keep saving it for the “one day I might start to reload” lol

 

[heronblue7]

I play video games. I get laid every day. I shoot on the weekends.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I play video games. I get laid every day. I shoot on the weekends.

 

[abn31c]

I play video games. I get laid every day. I shoot on the weekends.

You'll get your priorities straight one day. Til then, keep the faith!

 

[Veer_G]

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I'm just gonna kick it on the sidelines and watch you guys play volleyball with what passes for his nutsack.

 

[M8541Reaper]

I'm just gonna kick it on the sidelines and watch you guys play volleyball with what passes for his nutsack.

Did someone say volleyball? I know the perfect spot on the beach. Blue jeans, aviators, and dog tags are always standing ready to sugar cookie up and slap some skin.

 

[abn31c]

I play video games. I get laid every day. I shoot on the weekends.

We never got the pics you mentioned earlier, so guess it didnt happen. Come clean and tell us about your decor in moms basement.

 

[abn31c]

Did someone say volleyball? I know the perfect spot on the beach. Blue jeans, aviators, and dog tags are always standing ready to sugar cookie up and slap some skin.

Lotion, DON'T FORGET THE LOTION!

 

[Veer_G]

Did someone say volleyball? I know the perfect spot on the beach. Blue jeans, aviators, and dog tags are always standing ready to sugar cookie up and slap some skin.

 

[heronblue7]

Gone now.

 

[Bender]

There ya go ya deviant boomer fucks.

Umm. No.

 

[Bender]

We didn’t want picks of your ass.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

You gotta sell it, try again only this time

There ya go ya deviant boomer fucks.

take a sharpie and write your username on it.

 

[Veer_G]

"The name is Fuck, Boomer Fuck."

The evil cabal A.R.K.E.N. must be mixed up in this.

 

[Ravenworks]

Ok, we went from pounding turds by the inch to pounding big fat turds by the inch. WTF
What color are these turds you speak of?

That all depends on which day I'm on in my Chemo cycle.
Let me tell you, Baskin and Robbins doesn't have shit on my palate.
I'll say the white turds and Tutie Fruitie are the most vile.
My GSD whom is like velco won't even keep me company while I'm doing the deed

 

[Mike Casselton]

If I’m in bed with a woman it’s not to play video games

I'm no good at video games.
Sex? Well there's something I know and like.

Apparently, Blueballs is a master at gaming.

Little Boy Blue avoids sex with wimmin and eats cereal instead.

All of us tend to stick with what we're good at, so keep twiddling your thumbs.
Us Boomers will keep diddling the pussy.

 

[madppcs]

I play on PC. I also play BF5, Breakpoint, The Division and a few others.

 

[Veer_G]

Any resemblance to parties known hereabouts is purely coincidental.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Just going to throw this out there...but dudes who brag online about how much ass they get, how they are “out getting laid instead of doing [insert whatever other activity here]”, or how they are the worlds greatest sextitian, usually are full of shit and aren’t.

That being said, I good at the sex too all times very good number one. Also, my girlfriend is in Canada so you can’t meet her but her boobs are like big bags of sand.

 

[MtnCreek]

My wife made me stop going out and getting laid, so I'm cleaning a gun, reading bs posted here, doing the dishes, painting my toenails, ... but at least I'm not playing video games.

 

[abn31c]

Just going to throw this out there...but dudes who brag online about how much ass they get, how they are “out getting laid instead of doing [insert whatever other activity here]”, or how they are the worlds greatest sextitian, usually are full of shit and aren’t.

That being said, I good at the sex too all times very good number one. Also, my girlfriend is in Canada so you can’t meet her but her boobs are like big bags of sand.

SAND BAGGER!!

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Veer_G]

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

The bed is for two things and it ain't video games and beer.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

So...I back-channeled (No pun intended; you mischievous old folks, lol) and tapped (Once again, no pun intended) into camera after an exhausting ass crushing (follow the no pun pattern) game of COD Modern Warfare and found this brokeback mountain inspired picture of "bagging" much P*ssy......

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[clcustom1911]

I play a game with real guns called "snaps and movers" its waaaaay better than Virtual Reality...

ACTUAL REALITY

Gotta love some 40gr Eley Subsonic hollow point ammo going through a zombie bunny brain.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I used to rock Arma 3 like it was my first pussy. Played a lot of Insurgency and BF3 as well, fucking Quake and Halo like no other before that. Started with Doom on DOS, still play and love the new Doom titles, they are fucking great but the multiplayer sucks.

Once I moved and got country ass satelite shiternet all the multiplayer heavy games got neglected. Nowadays I'm big into strategy games like Civilization and StarCraft, or old single-player games I loved from back in the day like Splinter Cell and Crysis. It's a good way to waste a day but I can't get sucked in like I used to, shit gets old eventually.

 

[M8541Reaper]

I used to rock Arma 3 like it was my first pussy. Played a lot of Insurgency and BF3 as well, fucking Quake and Halo like no other before that. Started with Doom on DOS, still play and love the new Doom titles, they are fucking great but the multiplayer sucks.

Once I moved and got country ass satelite shiternet all the multiplayer heavy games got neglected. Nowadays I'm big into strategy games like Civilization and StarCraft, or old single-player games I loved from back in the day like Splinter Cell and Crysis. It's a good way to waste a day but I can't get sucked in like I used to, shit gets old eventually.

They need to bring back C&C Red Alert. Fucking perfect strategy game. ...and they definitely need to make a few Splinter Cell lol.

 

[clcustom1911]

Doom, wolfenstein, counterstrike, GTA.

End of story.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Yea, Command and Conquer was my shit as well. Probably the best strat games ever fucking made. The Splinter Cell series got turned into a cash cow in the later titles, some were still pretty good though. I think if they brought it back with the core stealth gameplay and a good story it would fly off the shelves again.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Pitfall, Frogger and Kaboom......

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[_Windrider_]

Biggest problem with the new COD is the used Lucas Botkin as their technical advisor. No one wonder the guys run like faggots.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I think it was BF4 that used the running animations from FIFA, so you would run around kind of like you were on an invisible unicycle, frequently leaning your body into the path of incoming fire while just getting into position. They eventually toned it down, but I remember it was still pretty bad when I checked back in on it a couple of years ago.

 

[Steel head]

Better watch out, posting about video games in the bear pit might get you labeled as a millennial.
...That being said, Ground War and the Realism modes are the best.

I’m retarded and old but I play world of tanks pretty regularly.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Biggest problem with the new COD is the used Lucas Botkin as their technical advisor. No one wonder the guys run like faggots.

Whaaaaa you mean you don’t like when companies are like “hmmmm who has the most followers and does tactical looking stuff on the interwebs” lol

 

[Precisiondada]

I always miss the good ones... where’s the video game pussy guy? Come back

 

[Bantam1]

He was probably up late bagging up all the pussy. I can imagine it must take a while to unfold the bags and place them inside. Tedious work for a young person that is used to asking Alexa to do everything else for them.