There aren’t too many people on this rock whose faces I would actually stove in with a bat, but this tyrant motherfucker is at the top of that short list.
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There aren’t too many people on this rock whose faces I would actually stove in with a bat, but this tyrant motherfucker is at the top of that short list.
Thats so stupid....... Everyone knows that Bigfoot is in the PNW.
You haven’t met my ex-mother-in-law.
A lot of times this is even done to relieve a body of water every year or so as in the Cardiff -By-The-Sea Batquitos Lagoon...at least it was back in the day 50’s-70’s. Probably after that too. Yearly. (By city MAINTANANCE dozers)
But we didn’t have surfable setup like that and you didn’t really want to get in that “crap” exactly. Just a sayin’
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I've heard if you wanna know what the woman is gonna look like, look at her mother.
What were you thinking? You won a lifetime supply of Bic razors? ?
I live in Carlsbad. When the waves are right and the tied is high, waves and tide action can build a sand dam that is breached daily as water builds up. Quit worrying that humans are ruining the world. We're small potatoes.
I too tire of this Chicken Little Syndrome.
wha.....huh....Whaaaat........FFFUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! So much awesome in one post. You sir, have won the fucking internet
As far as telling a story in one picture, that comes close, but I’m sure not close enough...truly tragic!
I grew up in, surfed, lived the life loved it born and raised there, no sweat mate. ?? Never was still not worried.
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I think this is from the Batman episode where Robin invented the Safe Word. “The Case of the Guano-Stabber!”
Ghey!!!
Sirhr
Ghey!!!
Sirhr
Y’all are putting up Batman pictures, when it was Catwoman who stole my 5 year old heart and perverted me into loving tight black suits and hot heels. And for you perverts who have a twisted mind and are about to post something smarty pantsy, no, I don’t wear them, that’s for the lovely ladies to do.
Holy Moly Batman!!???
I didn’t read too much about the history, but I understood that Adam West was nailing pretty much any female that would stand still or wiggle while on the back lot........
Touché!
For those of you that are too young to remember Watergate. Listen to Liddy's very important comment at the end.
How to tell if someone is a Republican, a Democrat, or just a Southerner
It’s actually true! Check Snopes.
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
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Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
It’s actually true! Check Snopes.
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
******************************
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
Every time one of his commercials comes on TV I reflex by yelling out FUCKING COCK SUCKER. The first couple times my wife was WTF, but she is used to it now.
One of the few humans that I could throw into a wood chipper and not feel a fucking thing.
Add Tom Steyer to that list as well...
Bloomberg, allegedly told one of his female employees to “kill it,” when she announced that she was pregnant.
Story here: https://www.nationalreview.com/news...disclosed-her-pregnancy-1997-lawsuit-alleges/
My job on earth is to hate evil.
as well as care for the sick, the children, and the aged.
Bloomberg sucks. I never see his commercials as I dont watch TV. Probably saving me from a coronary!
I have read about him and he pisses me off
as well as care for the sick, the children, and the aged.
Bloomberg sucks. I never see his commercials as I dont watch TV. Probably saving me from a coronary!
I have read about him and he pisses me off
Take comfort in the fact that it’s people like us that piss him off every day.
If Trump wins, this dirt bag and everyone like him will act like it’s the end of the world all over again.
I am not an angry or mean guy. Pretty dang affable.
Always wonder why people assume since I am a Constitutionalist that I am all hateful and mean?
Probably because I dont back up their useless drivel.
oh well. Gonna live my life. Love my way. No worries.
And I aint even drunk or stoned..... ?
Always wonder why people assume since I am a Constitutionalist that I am all hateful and mean?
Probably because I dont back up their useless drivel.
oh well. Gonna live my life. Love my way. No worries.
And I aint even drunk or stoned..... ?
I have to think that because the liberals are in fact so hateful they believe we are as well. They fail to understand, give everyone freedom, don't bother anyone about their freedom and all is fucking good in the world. No hate involved at all.
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“Number one priority is to get rid of Donald Trump. I’m spending all my money to get rid of Trump. Do you want me to spend more or less? End of story,” the 2020 presidential hopeful told Reuters during an interview on his campaign bus.
So, Trump gets reelected and this guy winds up in the poorhouse. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
@ Aigle, waitin’ on the 10:53 to Visp, then the bus to Saas Fee......?
Looks a bit different to last time I was there, trains were powered by coal then....
Hate to break it to you Mate.........they’re still in operation. Most of them were built in Winterthur. I’ll get you some pics of the steam engines on the ferry boats. 120 years old, look like they just left the factory......
Simply amazing ???
