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Busenhalter-6 went all prepper on me... anyone got Spam Recipes? Official Spam recipe thread!

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Bless her soul for trying... we are awash in rice, toilet paper, pasta, soup, beans and canned stuff. Every time she shops, adds a few cans of this or that or the other thing to the order. Thinking November could be as crap-show. I am not so sure. But, damn, she is doing a good job of it. If SHTF, we will be fine for months.

So we now have something like 20 tins of Spam. Which I sort of remember liking as a kid fried and on sandwiches. But I figure you deplorables have some amazing recipes for it.

Post spam recipes here. Hey, it's got to be awesome... with the right cooking!

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
sirhrmechanic said:
Bless her soul for trying... we are awash in rice, toilet paper, pasta, soup, beans and canned stuff. Every time she shops, adds a few cans of this or that or the other thing to the order. Thinking November could be as crap-show. I am not so sure. But, damn, she is doing a good job of it. If SHTF, we will be fine for months.

So we now have something like 20 tins of Spam. Which I sort of remember liking as a kid fried and on sandwiches. But I figure you deplorables have some amazing recipes for it.

Post spam recipes here. Hey, it's got to be awesome... with the right cooking!

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Cook over a chunk of flaming C4 (which always causes grunts to immediately run away):

In the groove of a Jeep front bumper is extra points for old people.

Put any kinda cheese on there and snuggle it all between anything resembling bread with hot sauce.

Exquisite shit yo. Just an opinion.

If ya wanna be all fancy... Google anything Hawaiian with pork and substitute the Spam for the pig. Hawaii digs the pig.
 
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Tell Bushwacker to throw that shit in the trash.

In fact, SPAM only contains six ingredients! And the brand's website lists them all. They are: pork with ham meat added (that counts as one), salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite.May 10, 2019
 
Get Corned beef instead of Spam.
It's a lot better for eating.
You can do cold corned beef sandwiches in a pinch and they taste a lot better than cold spam.
Add sardines in olive oil to give protein and calories from fat.
 
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W54/XM-388 said:
Get Corned beef instead of Spam.
It's a lot better for eating.
You can do cold corned beef sandwiches in a pinch and they taste a lot better than cold spam.
Add sardines in olive oil to give protein and calories from fat.
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The day after St. Patricks day... we LOOT the store for corned beef for cheap. We can get big packages for $3 per brisket after St Paddys. LOVE it!

That said... I don't have 30 cans of the stuff right now...

But thanks for the thought!

Sirhr
 
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Maggot said:
Tell Bushwacker to throw that shit in the trash.

In fact, SPAM only contains six ingredients! And the brand's website lists them all. They are: pork with ham meat added (that counts as one), salt, water, potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite.May 10, 2019
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I disagree....

First four ingredients could be Snout, ears, asshole and trotters....
It beats C rats and MREs hands down.

Spam, Beanie Weenies, Spaghetti-Os... all fit in a butt pack and weigh next to nothing. Calories are your friend and ANYthing to break to rotation of shit they feed you is welcome.

Y'all hit a nerve here. :LOL:
 
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Not a Sniper said:
I disagree....

First four ingredients could be Snout, ears, asshole and trotters....
It beats C rats and MREs hands down.

Spam, Beanie Weenies, Spaghetti-Os... all fit in a butt pack and weigh next to nothing. Calories are your friend and ANYthing to break to rotation of shit they feed you is welcome.

Y'all hit a nerve here. :LOL:
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Thats the problem. I remember my grandparents cooking up Chitlin's. Stunk so bad I couldnt go in the house for days. Now thinking about anything that might have a pig's asshole in it gives me the queezies.
 
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Maggot said:
Thats the problem. I remember my grandparents cooking up Chitlin's. Stunk so bad I couldnt go in the house for days. Now thinking about anything that might have a pig's asshole in it gives me the queezies.
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I learned this also while in:

"Double stump slung" is the way to go. (According to my Redneckian brothers)

Just sayin'. :ROFLMAO:

Uncle Sugar is indeed educational.
 
Cube it up small, sautee some garlic and onion in olive oil. add the Spam and cook/fry until done. Drain if necessary then add it to white or brown rice and cover with a hefty dose of Sirracha sauce. A little drizzle of teryiaki if you want a sweet to balance that heat. Stir it up and enjoy. Bonus points if you just eat it with the serving spoon you used to mix it up with.

Sometimes I get real fancy and add some brocolli or other greens into the mix, but not very often. That there is rabbit food.
 
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Is life really worth living if you’re reduced to eating spam?
 
What’s beautiful is an over medium fried egg and spam breakfast sando with ketchup. Literally an explosion of deliciousness.
 
The D said:
Is life really worth living if you’re reduced to eating spam?
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I'd ask if a life with no spam is realy wirth living. My kids love it with eggs. We always have a case or two of spam tins, 30 lb bag of rice, 10 lbs of rolled oats and a 25 lb bag of sugar in the basement. The kids are always bringing a can up for breakfast on the weekend when their mamma works for me to make with eggs.
 
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Spam is gtg as long as it is browned and do not add salt to anything you put it in.

Spam grilled cheese sandwich.
Spam and beans (no extra salt).

Spam with pinapple slices onions and rice.

Spam and mac, a little onoin added.

Was days as a child spam was a bonus day.
 
Not a Sniper said:
It damn sure beats the alternative.

And it worked for me for decades.

Just sayin'.
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Sixfivesavage said:
I'd ask if a life with no spam is realy wirth living. My kids love it with eggs. We always have a case or two of spam tins, 30 lb bag of rice, 10 lbs of rolled oats and a 25 lb bag of sugar in the basement. The kids are always bringing a can up for breakfast on the weekend when their mamma works for me to make with eggs.
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We’re just going to have to agree to disagree about spam, deal?
 
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Diced and stir-fried with chicken, string beans, and onions.
Infuse hot oil with ginger, garlic, and five spice. Add vegies and spam and cook until string beans are tender. Add chicken, keeping everything moving around in the skillet. Add soy sauce to taste and corn starch emulsion to thicken.
 
Not a Sniper said:
NOPE!

I'm telling you-that shit was "life" for a couple decades. :LOL:

Damn, the shit we do for God and Country. I'm fucked.

My last birthday, my woman gave me a can as I was reflecting on this within earshot. :ROFLMAO:

I'm screwed. Truth.
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The only animal products that I value that come in a packaged shape is liverwurst. Anything else can fuck off
 
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I grew up in the pacific and ate tons of spam. The ONLY way to eat it is to slice it into a frying pan with teriyaki sauce (nothing else) and eat it over rice once it is caramelized a bit.

of course you can add stuff to the rice like nori or furikake and that makes it taste even better. Making musubis is a good way to eat it. Wrap them in Saran Wrap and it makes for a great ruck March food too.
 
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Spam fried Rice, with Aloha Shoyu and chives! You'll want to put some scrambled eggs in there also. You won't be disappointed! It's AMAZING. My Wife does a helluva job on it. I'll get her recipe for you. And no, I'm not gonna wake her for it right now! That would mean I have to interact with her and I'm having a great day so far. :ROFLMAO:

Geezus I hope she's not lurking.........


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If I wanted Spam, I'd eat the neighbors
The good news is that Spam is hugely popular among the people of the South Pacific. The bad news is that, according to the famous travel writer Paul Theroux, the islanders dig it because they're ex-cannibals and they think Spam tastes like human flesh.Jun 18, 1998
 
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Ate it plenty as a kid and as a starving bachelor when times were a bit tough. I have no complaints.
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
Bless her soul for trying... we are awash in rice, toilet paper, pasta, soup, beans and canned stuff. Every time she shops, adds a few cans of this or that or the other thing to the order. Thinking November could be as crap-show. I am not so sure. But, damn, she is doing a good job of it. If SHTF, we will be fine for months.

So we now have something like 20 tins of Spam. Which I sort of remember liking as a kid fried and on sandwiches. But I figure you deplorables have some amazing recipes for it.

Post spam recipes here. Hey, it's got to be awesome... with the right cooking!

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Fried with canned pineapples. Fresh pineapples too, if you can get 'em.
 
Makes good French fries, too. They go especially well with Kewpie mayonnaise.
 
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