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I didn't know they made these "life sized"
New hub bearings and brakes. 2002 with 100k miles LOL, I got my money’s worth.
Best Church pulpit ever, the bow of an old boat. This is in Lake Huron’s north channel in Ontario where life revolves around and from the water.
Unsure if its Bedford, MA or Newburyport, MA but they have similar.....popular theme in waterside areas.
^^^^^^^ What boner fatty? ^^^^^^^^
Like this bitch could get a rise out of anyone. That thing is the definition of bonercide.
It's an old photo, and to some, not very fancy. Every so often, I look up what took this picture to see what it has done lately in its lonely life and how it's doing. Just learned it only has about 5 years left to live.
React if you know of what I speak of and this photo it took.
React if you know of what I speak of and this photo it took.
I wonder how far it has gotten in the last thirty years.
As a last dying breath, would be cool to turn it around, turn everything else off, turn the camera back on, and send one last photo. Before turning it back to the direction it's headed. Sort of like a "One last look before before I die." Assuming it has the energy to take a photo.
We don't know what we really look like from that far out. Yes, we can have artists interpretations based off other solar systems. Next best bet is New Horizons which was sent to Pluto. But it's not going as fast even though it was launched at a greater speed. It didn't sling shot around gas giants like the Voyagers.
We don't know what we really look like from that far out. Yes, we can have artists interpretations based off other solar systems. Next best bet is New Horizons which was sent to Pluto. But it's not going as fast even though it was launched at a greater speed. It didn't sling shot around gas giants like the Voyagers.
Here Are The 7 Telltale Signs Your Newborn Baby Is A Racist
March 10th, 2021
Have you or a loved one had a baby recently? We hate to say this, but you may have just brought a white supremacist into the world.
Don't worry though-- we're here to help! It's important to always look for clues of racist tendencies in your newborn so you can nip that in the bud! Here are the troubling 7 signs:
He's white, which automatically makes him racist: If your newborn is white, then sorry-- its game over. Your baby will be irredeemably racist forever. Sad.
Completely illiterate, just like most Nazis: What? Your newborn can't read? Then he's probably been radicalized by alt-right personalities on YouTube.
No hair, which is a common Neo-Nazi hairstyle: Is your baby a skinhead? Having no hair is a colossal red flag. If your newborn is bald, make him wear a wig until his hair grows in.
Enjoys bedtime stories written by notorious racist Dr. Seuss: Books by Dr. Seuss are a gateway drug to literally burning crosses in people's front yards. Teach your child to burn those books instead.
Shows his white fragility by crying all the time: Crying is a sure sign of defensiveness and fear of honest conversations around race. Not good!
Refuses to say "black lives matter": Seriously-- what's so hard about saying "black lives matter"? If instead, he says things like "goo goo ga ga", this is even more troubling. The phrase "goo goo ga ga" has 10 letters in it. Do you know what else has 10 letters? "Heil Hitler."
Shows colorblindness by playing with other kids regardless of race: Color blindness is racist. Minorities need their own separate spaces without white invaders. Decolonize your playtime, Mom and Dad!
If you remain vigilant, you may play a part in preventing another baby from becoming racist! Unless he's white, of course.
March 10th, 2021
Have you or a loved one had a baby recently? We hate to say this, but you may have just brought a white supremacist into the world.
Don't worry though-- we're here to help! It's important to always look for clues of racist tendencies in your newborn so you can nip that in the bud! Here are the troubling 7 signs:
He's white, which automatically makes him racist: If your newborn is white, then sorry-- its game over. Your baby will be irredeemably racist forever. Sad.
Completely illiterate, just like most Nazis: What? Your newborn can't read? Then he's probably been radicalized by alt-right personalities on YouTube.
No hair, which is a common Neo-Nazi hairstyle: Is your baby a skinhead? Having no hair is a colossal red flag. If your newborn is bald, make him wear a wig until his hair grows in.
Enjoys bedtime stories written by notorious racist Dr. Seuss: Books by Dr. Seuss are a gateway drug to literally burning crosses in people's front yards. Teach your child to burn those books instead.
Shows his white fragility by crying all the time: Crying is a sure sign of defensiveness and fear of honest conversations around race. Not good!
Refuses to say "black lives matter": Seriously-- what's so hard about saying "black lives matter"? If instead, he says things like "goo goo ga ga", this is even more troubling. The phrase "goo goo ga ga" has 10 letters in it. Do you know what else has 10 letters? "Heil Hitler."
Shows colorblindness by playing with other kids regardless of race: Color blindness is racist. Minorities need their own separate spaces without white invaders. Decolonize your playtime, Mom and Dad!
If you remain vigilant, you may play a part in preventing another baby from becoming racist! Unless he's white, of course.
"he" "him" "his" ?!?!?!?!?! How dare you?!Here Are The 7 Telltale Signs Your Newborn Baby Is A Racist
March 10th, 2021
Have you or a loved one had a baby recently? We hate to say this, but you may have just brought a white supremacist into the world.
Don't worry though-- we're here to help! It's important to always look for clues of racist tendencies in your newborn so you can nip that in the bud! Here are the troubling 7 signs:
He's white, which automatically makes him racist: If your newborn is white, then sorry-- its game over. Your baby will be irredeemably racist forever. Sad.
Completely illiterate, just like most Nazis: What? Your newborn can't read? Then he's probably been radicalized by alt-right personalities on YouTube.
No hair, which is a common Neo-Nazi hairstyle: Is your baby a skinhead? Having no hair is a colossal red flag. If your newborn is bald, make him wear a wig until his hair grows in.
Enjoys bedtime stories written by notorious racist Dr. Seuss: Books by Dr. Seuss are a gateway drug to literally burning crosses in people's front yards. Teach your child to burn those books instead.
Shows his white fragility by crying all the time: Crying is a sure sign of defensiveness and fear of honest conversations around race. Not good!
Refuses to say "black lives matter": Seriously-- what's so hard about saying "black lives matter"? If instead, he says things like "goo goo ga ga", this is even more troubling. The phrase "goo goo ga ga" has 10 letters in it. Do you know what else has 10 letters? "Heil Hitler."
Shows colorblindness by playing with other kids regardless of race: Color blindness is racist. Minorities need their own separate spaces without white invaders. Decolonize your playtime, Mom and Dad!
If you remain vigilant, you may play a part in preventing another baby from becoming racist! Unless he's white, of course.
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