Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Holy Shit. The Tyson one has me crying!!!! That’s funny
Fuuuck... I am SO stealing that genderless extension cord one for Twitter shenanigans...
She looks like more fun than the blonde. She looks bitchy. The Asian girl looks the most fun though!
Sure bro. Shes like .270 I suppose.
Back in my day, there were programs available to keep retarded people busy. Often, even doing something useful.
Who is that multi-colored hair goddess which will likely stab me?
Meh... heart is in the right place.
Time to make some cylindrical rapid deflagration devices in honor of Fuck the King Day.
You know, doing it with a midget, is like doing it with a teddy bear. But only warmer!
The things I would eat out of her ass lol
Oh that's disgusting, I'd much rather do that with Carol Cox than her.
Carol ain't no beauty queen
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I thought it was in the reddit comments but wasn't. Bit humorous to find it by searching "stripper on the run"
Kayleigh Swenson, she's on instagram @kayleigh_swenson
Winner winner chicken dinner. +1 for her Twitter feed reweeting nothing but conservative stuff
Real life shes got a Bently stick shift she can NOT drive but she knows you can.
Clothes are for whatever other people.
She let you teach her to shoot guns but only is interested in your Marlin .22 bolt action which she shoots better than you from all positions and looks better doing. Seems shes planning something.
She has coupons to del taco for lunch and we WILL be there at 11am.
She likes grocery stores and campfires but also foreman grills and shit talking movies like Swingers and Snatch.
Viking Barbie Kayleigh Swenson. Apparently she's 5'10"... and on a proper level of "high probability of stabbing me"
The only thing real with that one is the issues...
Bro, I didn’t say I wanted to stick around…dine and dash!!!
Rental car, hotel and food orders use cash. Just in case.
Bro, this is the age of social media..as long as you don’t have social media your practically a ghost
Nope...that one is going to take a couple $K in one night to impress well enough to fuck...and then she's going to take 418 selfies while the two of you are out and you'll inevitably be in one. There's no hiding from it/her.
Don't mind that she'll be responding to flirtatious "fans" on her cell phone the whole evening too while you're out.
Having made a couple judgment errors in my youth just because she was out of my league hot, I've learned not to make that mistake again.
Good thing my ‘puter doesn’t have the scratch n sniff function.
I just cut a protein fart as I read your response, and I think that I did somehow get an appropriate scratch n sniff function.
C'mon MAN ! get out of the way it's time for my ice cream cone.
In the late 90’s while working at GD in C4I, we had a Sales and Marketing Dept, and a separate Business Development department with separate functions.
Soon an inspirational leader / newly retired 2 star comes in to take over everything customer facing who said to “just combine the 2”. We did.
For about a couple of weeks, I and about 20 others were in GD’s “BDS&M” department. We all loved it as it was a great ice breaker when talking to customers, coworkers and even some competitors, most thought it was great (and one moderately nice looking admin asked if she could join BDS&M because she had ‘experience’).
We were rolling on the floor with boosted morale.
Then a customer let our leader know what the alternative acronym was, He asked why we didn’t tell him, nobody said a thing.
Oh well it was great while it lasted.
Yep true story.
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