Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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That’s me on the way home from the bar (s) to post memes on the Hide.
You killed Luke's father, prepare to die.
Queen of the Itty bitty tittie committee.
Biscuits and Porn in the OBX....HIGHLY recommended!!!
Stay frosty out there tonight.....from a friend.
Only individual to make that jump was the road runner…
Serious recoil… figure that’s not a 6.5 creedmoor.
A boy goes off to college.
Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money, he calls home.
"Dad" he says "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in our institution that will teach our dog, Jack, how to talk!" "That's amazing "his father says. "How do I get Jack in that program?" "Just send him down here with $10,000" the young boy says "and I'll get him in the course".
So his father sends the dog and $10,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Jack doing son?" his father asks. "Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm" he says "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read!??"says his father. "No kidding! How do we get Jack in that program?" "Just send $20,000, I'll get him in the class".
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog!!
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Jack? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!" "Dad" the boy says "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jack was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading The Economic Times, like he usually does. Then Jack turned to me and asked "So, is your father still having an affair with that pretty lady Rachel who lives down the street?"
The father went white and exclaimed "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your mother!" "I sure did, dad!" "That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school and is now a politician.
Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money, he calls home.
"Dad" he says "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in our institution that will teach our dog, Jack, how to talk!" "That's amazing "his father says. "How do I get Jack in that program?" "Just send him down here with $10,000" the young boy says "and I'll get him in the course".
So his father sends the dog and $10,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Jack doing son?" his father asks. "Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm" he says "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!" "Read!??"says his father. "No kidding! How do we get Jack in that program?" "Just send $20,000, I'll get him in the class".
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog!!
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Jack? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!" "Dad" the boy says "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Jack was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading The Economic Times, like he usually does. Then Jack turned to me and asked "So, is your father still having an affair with that pretty lady Rachel who lives down the street?"
The father went white and exclaimed "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your mother!" "I sure did, dad!" "That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school and is now a politician.
In the name of all that is good a decent, don't even think about posting something like that with Chewbaca or Jaba.
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Do you think that guy became a Judge so he could get even with everyone that called him Jethro his whole life?
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. . . "In the words of Chief Justice Max Baer of the Pennsylvania State Supreme Court, ‘Mr. Cosby was the victim of a reprehensible bait and switch.’
Gloria Allred slams Bill Cosby's argument in Playboy mansion lawsuit as harmful: It’s a 'major issue'
'Cosby Show' actor is accused of abusing Judy Huth at the Playboy mansion in 1974
. . . "In the words of Chief Justice Max Baer of the Pennsylvania State Supreme Court, ‘Mr. Cosby was the victim of a reprehensible bait and switch.’
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