LAMENT OF AN AFGHAN SOLDIER-2021...
It's like I dont care about nothing man...
Roll another blunt...
Ooohh
La da da da la da da la la da da…
I was gonna fight the Taliban, but then I got high...
I was gonna play RAMBO too, but then I was high...
And now ISIS is also here, and now I know why...
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi-igh...
The Taliban broke into my house, but then I got high...
One shot my wife dead on the spot, but then I was high...
Now his dick is in my ass, and now I know why...
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi-igh...
They are killing everyone in my town, but then I got high...
My butthole won't stop bleeding too, but then I was high...
Now the goats have all run away, and now I know why...
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi-igh...
(Parody of Afroman's 2000 quintessential stoner hit song "Because I got high")
AFGHANISTAN NATIONAL ARMY SOLDIERS STONED OUT OF THEIR MINDS: