Microwaving ice cream

Sooooo......
Gotta admit I put it in for 10 seconds to get just a little melted
Sooooo I assume this is like a safe space where we can come out without vilification.
Ok then . I do the same thing , I can't stand frozen ice cream. It's got to be halfway to that liquid state, so I let it melt a bit , maybe pour a little milk in and mix !
My secret is safe here right ??
 
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Sooooo I assume this is like a safe space where we can come out without vilification.
Ok then . I do the same thing , I can't stand frozen ice cream. It's got to be halfway to that liquid state, so I let it melt a bit , maybe pour a little milk in and mix !
My secret is safe here right ??
Wtf is wrong with you!!!!! There is no safe space!!!

Adding milk is just gross though!!!
 
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Wtf is wrong with you!!!!! There is no safe space!!!

Adding milk is just gross though!!!
It's whole milk for fuck sakes , it's not like it's some low fat soy or almond milk ,
Bunch of toxic masculinity assholes won't even let me open up about my ice cream desires !

I hereby officially declared this thread a safe space .

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If it makes y’all feel better I get vanilla ice cream and put a spoonful of natural peanut butter on top. Mmmm peanut butter ice cream.
 
I prefer my ice cream hard as a rock. I don’t know what they did about 15 years ago to make ice cream soft, but fuck them for doing it
One reason for that is they whip a shit ton of air into it, that’s why some brands don’t feel as heavy as others. It also lets them sell less product by volume for the same price. These fuckers add 30-50% overrun (air) into their products.

They can use gums and vary the amount of surgar and fats to change firmness also.
 
I prefer my ice cream hard as a rock. I don’t know what they did about 15 years ago to make ice cream soft, but fuck them for doing it!

It just cheaper - more air, less milk fats/solids, less taste. If you get small batch ice creams they are usually hard a rock and need to sit on the counter for 5 minutes to even be able to get a spoon/scoop in to it.
 
Whipping air into it is not just cheaper, it changes the texture and overall effect of the ice cream. Different ice creams will taste “icy” or super thick and creamy. Different sources of sweeteners and fat content in the creams/milk will drastically change how you interpret the overall product. Y’all never seen “America’s Test Kitchen” on PBS and it’s showing… bunch of faggots…..🤣
 
Hello everyone. My name is The D and I have an ice cream addiction. I won’t chastise anyone for their ice cream centric vise. Except you troglodytes that mix milk with ice cream, you have to use heavy whipping cream instead.
 
Hello everyone. My name is The D and I have an ice cream addiction. I won’t chastise anyone for their ice cream centric vise. Except you troglodytes that mix milk with ice cream, you have to use heavy whipping cream instead.
Nope. When I do eat ice cream these days (very rare) I try to keep it as low cal as possible.

OK, fuck that. When I do eat it, I eat the whole damn container to make up for lost time and love every minute of it. Then feel guilty as hell and shit like a goose for two days. Totally worth it.
 
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Nope. When I do eat ice cream these days (very rare) I try to keep it as low cal as possible.

OK, fuck that. When I do eat it, I eat the whole damn container to make up for lost time and love every minute of it. Then feel guilty as hell and shit like a goose for two days. Totally worth it.
Your problem is counting calories, not eating ice cream
 
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on the rare occasion where we feel like ice-cream, we have an ice-cream machine and we make our own from scratch. Well worth the effort, time, and ingredients.

No, we don't 'add air' or 'gums' or anything for a filler/booster. Just real "Old Time" ice-cream.
 
Well since you guys are talking ice cream her is my psa

Find a pointy ice cream scoop like so:

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It will go through rock hard ice cream like a hot knife through butter. Not endorsing this brand this was the first pointy scoop pic i found. The pointier the better this one is kinda pointy I have an old school one that is way pointier.