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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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This is so when she falls asleep on the person next to her, the punch to the face doesn’t hurt so bad.
 
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Serious question - what are Russian laws regarding firearms possession? Private citizens owning full-auto AKs seems to contradict the mainstream narrative of a repressive dictatorship.
They have a Federal licensing and instruction course.
Usually only allow hunting rifles and shotguns, employees of the state take their weapons home with them.
Reality is, if you got the money, honey, you get what you want.
I was fishing off a pier years ago, next to a Russian trawler that had been impounded.
The crew hadn't been paid in months, poor fuckers were confined to Port area.
They were supplied with food and stuff, no doubt added to their impound fees.
This crewman offered a Makarov pistol in return for cash.
If you know the right people and have the coin, pretty sure you can get an AK, or whatever.
Buyer beware though.
 
Serious question - what are Russian laws regarding firearms possession? Private citizens owning full-auto AKs seems to contradict the mainstream narrative of a repressive dictatorship.
Before 1989 it would’ve been an instant trip to the gulags to have most any kind of weapon in your possession.

Post 1989 the entire country is basically the wild west. Yes there are laws. As for enforcing them ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. AK 47 in Russia is about 400 bucks. No questions asked. RPG is about 200. $50 a rocket.

Cheers
 
Sure she shoots it but I bet he has to clean it. That dirty, corrosive primed, steel cased Russian shit.
About ten years or so ago .380 ammo was really hard to find. All I could get was this imported stuff from Russia. It stained the innards of my PPK/S pink.

It was like the candy pills that US public schools gave kids in the 1970s to teach them how to brush their teeth.
 
About ten years or so ago .380 ammo was really hard to find. All I could get was this imported stuff from Russia. It stained the innards of my PPK/S pink.

It was like the candy pills that US public schools gave kids in the 1970s to teach them how to brush their teeth.
Damn, I remember that...I must be old.
 
Damn, I remember that...I must be old.
Yeah, me too.
I also remember the class rooms not having a/c until around the 8th grade, if you were lucky there was a big oscillating fan that actually worked in one corner to stir the humid air a bit and IF everybody was extra good the teacher might turn it on low sometime after lunch.
Also, there weren't no calculators allowed in math class which made them long multiplication and division problems a chore, and if the subject you were studying required further research you took your narrow a$$ down to the "ly-berry" and checked out the appropriate book(s) and read till you found the answer. I hated every minute of it, but looking back now those were the good ole days.
Kids nowadays ain't got no idea....
 
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Yeah, me too.
I also remember the class rooms not having a/c until around the 8th grade, if you were lucky there was a big oscillating fan that actually worked in one corner to stir the humid air a bit and IF everybody was extra good the teacher might turn it on low sometime after lunch.
Also, there weren't no calculators allowed in math class which made them long multiplication and division problems a chore, and if the subject you were studying required further research you took your narrow a$$ down to the "ly-berry" and checked out the appropriate book(s) and read till you found the answer. I hated every minute of it, but looking back now those were the good ole days.
Kids nowadays ain't got no idea....
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I knew that brown oppressor was an unwoke bigot before she even started talking. Gender identification is easy she says. That's a complicated issue when gender is constantly in flux. The tranny's are going to put a Fatwah on her!
 
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I was caned a few times at school.
Deserved every single one.
Taught me to respect "The Line", and to become smarter in my shitfuckery.
Can you imagine the weak as piss little fuckheads of today, lining up for the cane?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Caned? Where the fuck did you go to school at? KSA?
We had random inspections every day. If your hair was touching your collar. If you were caught talking during morning assembly or between classes. If you weren't in your seat when the bell rang. I could probably come up with a dozen more.
 
Caned? Where the fuck did you go to school at? KSA?
Corporal punishment wasn't abolished until after I left school.
We had mouths washed out with soap at kindergarten, the strap at primary and intermediate, and the cane at high school.
Fuck, good thing I didn't go to uni....it was probably the gallows for arseholes like me...😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣
 
Corporal punishment wasn't abolished until after I left school.
We had mouths washed out with soap at kindergarten, the strap at primary and intermediate, and the cane at high school.
Fuck, good thing I didn't go to uni....it was probably the gallows for arseholes like me...😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣

I understand the corporal punishment thing in general in schools, but the caning type was what I was directly poking fun of because I mainly heard of caning as a Middle Eastern type of punishment. Hence the KSA comment. :D
 
Fuck arsonists...

If it’s any consolation, he is in a world of hurt right now. I accidentally ( not arson😁) lit my hands on fire just like that dude did. Pouring gas in a carburetor and it back fired. Spent 11 days in the burn unit and had grafts on my hands. Took months of PT to get full use back. Worst pain by a factor of ten over anything I’ve ever experienced.
 
About ten years or so ago .380 ammo was really hard to find. All I could get was this imported stuff from Russia. It stained the innards of my PPK/S pink.

It was like the candy pills that US public schools gave kids in the 1970s to teach them how to brush their teeth.

I remember something that turned your teeth red, but that was the early 60s.
 
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