New at Home Covid-19 Test

[Don-n-Texas]

At Home COVID Test
Get your neighbors dog. Stick your finger in his ass. Pull it out smell your finger. If you smell dog shit then your ok.

 

[1911hombre]

At Home COVID Test
Get your neighbors dog. Stick you finger in his ass. Pull it out smell your finger. If you smell dog shit then your ok.

To be extra safe you need to lick your finger to affirm you still have sense of taste.

 

[deltawiskey]

Does it have to be the neighbor dog, or can it be your own? Asking for a friend...

 

[akmike47]

Does it have to be the neighbor dog, or can it be your own? Asking for a friend...

Why would you finger your own dog? you still have to look each other in the eyes everyday.

 

[TheGerman]

I thought you had to put your kid in the microwave for this to work?

 

[Mike Casselton]

Speaking of dogs...
I've thought about ordering these tests and swabbing the dog, the cat and the cat's ass, then sending them in.
My guess would be two positives and an unconfirmed.
How fucking awesome would that be?

 

[norcalAF]

What is the test result if the mastiff whips around and bites your face off?

 

[BLKWLFK9]

What is the test result if the mastiff whips around and bites your face off?

Covid slowed your reaction time

 

[n2ishun]

Good thing we didn't step in it.
/cheech and chong reference

 

[oneshot86]

Why would you finger your own dog? you still have to look each other in the eyes everyday.

There you have it, duhhh.

 

[hafejd30]

Since we’re testing our dogs,

Will jiffy peanut butter trigger a false positive?

Asking for a friend

 

[oneshot86]

Good thing we didn't step in it.
/cheech and chong reference

We listened to that as kids on an 8 track and just laughed and laughed.