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Recent content by Michael McLemore

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    Maggie’s guess where i am now?

    Guess where I am now (story of my life!)... Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried...
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    Maggie’s Paraprosdokians

    Re: Paraprosdokians How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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    Maggie’s For Lowlight: (Lady Gaga Related)

    Re: For Lowlight: (Lady Gaga Related) thats funny it know who your talkin about. lol
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    Maggie’s Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

    Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors shit. i got random right.
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    Maggie’s Most Extreme Redneck Shrub Trimming Video

    Re: Most Extreme Redneck Shrub Trimming Video what a tard. surley he took the chain off before he did that.
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    Maggie’s A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

    Re: A guy and a girl meet at a bar. ooooh burn!!
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    Maggie’s Ponderisms.....

    Re: Ponderisms..... tooth picks..lol thats my favorit
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    Maggie’s my sons "barbie" jeep transformed

    Re: my sons "barbie" jeep transformed taking it mudding!! oh yea!
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    Maggie’s show me your......

    Re: show me your...... to each his own, i still like the fist one better. but i do like WTF 2 better then 1 <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbAJivTHPoQ"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed...
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    Maggie’s show me your......

    lol, this dude is funny. <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qqXi8WmQ_WM"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qqXi8WmQ_WM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"...
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    Maggie’s my sons "barbie" jeep transformed

    Re: my sons "barbie" jeep transformed lol, yea neither does mine, but he wanted a jeep like daddy's, and now he dont even notice mine. its cool
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    Maggie’s my sons "barbie" jeep transformed

    Re: my sons "barbie" jeep transformed yea it was funny, his buddy who allways rides around with him got left in a pile of dust, sayin what about me. lol
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    Sidearms & Scatterguns llama?

    my cousin was givin a llama .380 as a birthday gift...so it was free, so no lost. but is this a good pistol, i have never had or shot one.
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    Maggie’s my sons "barbie" jeep transformed

    Re: my sons "barbie" jeep transformed thanks every one, we had a blast and my boy loves it. he took it mudding a couple of days ago and out pulled a john deere gator in the mud.
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    Maggie’s my sons "barbie" jeep transformed

    Re: my sons "barbie" jeep transformed yea, i cant figure this out....damn it!! i suck again