Maggie’s Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

[Sendero_Man]

Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors


How fast can you guess these words


1. F_ _K


2. PU_S_


3. S_X


4. P_N_S


5. BOO_S



6. _ _NDOM



Answers below

















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Answers:


1. FORK

2. PULSE

3. SIX

4. PANTS

5. BOOKS

6. RANDOM


You got all 6 wrong ... didn't you?



Don't worry, the good news is you don't have Alzheimer’s.


You're just a pervert !

Have a nice day.

 

[mackdrvr]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

I got all six wrong.

 

[Maggot]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

-6

 

[mexicanmatch]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

-6

 

[Clark]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

The real test for dementia is verbal has things in it like, "Fold this piece of paper [I am handing you] in half and put it on the floor".

 

[Alderleet]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

I failed miserably

 

[kennyg]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

wow

 

[Michael McLemore]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

shit. i got random right.

 

[High Binder]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

-7 for me

 

[Barneyb]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

What was the question???

 

[ubet]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

Who are you again? I need pictures. Fuck this place.

 

[Sportin Wood]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

I'd rather be a pervert than an old dude with ALZ's!!

 

[horstie]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

Not only did I get all 6 wrong... the wife got all of them wrong too....

 

[DustyJacket]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

I got:

1. F_ _K = fork
2. PU_S_ = purse
3. S_X = six
4. P_N_S = pines
5. BOO_S = boots
6. _ _NDOM= Windom

 

[xNF_9]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

Took me like 4 seconds to complete... yeah whatever I'm a pervert lol

 

[haji hunter]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

i got them all right

 

[Maggot]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

I kept doing # 1 over and over.

 

[hankpac]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

I got them all right, however the answer key is wrong. Too bad, nice test.

 

[Ky 606]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: horstie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Not only did I get all 6 wrong... the wife got all of them wrong too....

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Same here

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

That reminds me the time Harriet was datin a feller that had patented a way to make chocolate chip cookies last forever by using baked on enamel and high explosives. We were living in the back seat of a '36 Chrysler and I covered that baseball with that blanket, and pullled George out of that ditch. But that was back in "43.....you don't remember '43.

 

[texasmotor]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

that's messed up

 

[pjparker]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: hankpac</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I got them all right, however the answer key is wrong. Too bad, nice test.
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I agree .... I got 'em all right, too! F__ked up answer key.

Paul

 

[El Vaquero]

Re: Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

I guess we should change the name to Snipers Perv since we failed with flying colors!!! At least we all think alike. We have that going for us.