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Interesting things happening in Baghdad... right now

Is it time to take down our Ukraine flags? Who do we "stand with" on this one?

The chicken hasn't stopped moving yet.

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Looks like they're setting up a new war to make use of Cheney's old contacts to funnel money back to Liz for her upcoming presidential term/s. DC's new money laundering scheme under the guise of a "red wave". I guess not enough people care about helping the nazis in Ukraine.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
Looks like they're setting up a new war to make use of Cheney's old contacts to funnel money back to Liz for her upcoming presidential term/s. DC's new money laundering scheme under the guise of a "red wave". I guess not enough people care about helping the nazis in Ukraine.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
A new war here? Where have you been from 2001-ish to now?

Meh, this is pretty regular around here. Protests, and protestors getting shot by the po-lease are a thing here.

Our country is jacked, but this one is fucked.
 
A new war here? Where have you been from 2001-ish to now?

Meh, this is pretty regular around here. Protests, and protestors getting shot by the po-lease are a thing here.

Our country is jacked, but this one is fucked.

Did one of the Mullahs have a falling out with their Iranian paymasters and decide to tell their followers it's time to riot against being an Iranian puppet state?
Or was it more somebody was cut out of some power sharing deal and, cue above action?
 
Did one of the Mullahs have a falling out with their Iranian paymasters and decide to tell their followers it's time to riot against being an Iranian puppet state?
Or was it more somebody was cut out of some power sharing deal and, cue above action?
Thankfully, I don't work in the political affairs office. I drag my knuckles on the ground in order to get paid more than the fed bois here.
 
Thankfully, I don't work in the political affairs office. I drag my knuckles on the ground in order to get paid more than the fed bois here.

Do you guys need a overpaid Chow scheduler?
I also know how to put fuel in a vehicle and can set up those white boxes of junk food and dry chicken sandwiches.
 

Looking at that, I just figured out the reason Arabic is written and read right to left, bottom to top.

The fuckin guy writing it was left handed. That way he didn't drag his crooked hand across the fresh charcoal/ink...


I thought they looked at lefties as the Devil's own children.

No, wait. That's red heads.
 
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Looking at that, I just figured out the reason Arabic is written and read right to left, bottom to top.

The fuckin guy writing it was left handed. That way he didn't drag his crooked hand across the fresh charcoal/ink...


I thought they looked at lefties as the Devil's own children.

No, wait. That's red heads.

It depends, actually red hair is a bit desirable because of historical references to some red in the beard of the Prophet and other such stuff (depending on the sect). It will greatly depend on which specific sect or ethnic group you are in.
But if you travel around and have a red haired daughter, do expect to get fairly decent offers to sell her as a bride to someone.
Of course they might be wanting to pay in a herd of goats or bunch of camels or such.

The problem with being left handed is, that that whole area uses the right hand to eat, left hand to wipe your backside strategy.
Most of the food is eaten communally by hand.... And no, they won't put up with you saying you are reverse, you'll just have to eat with your right hand no matter if you are left handed or not.
 
The fact that they use their left hand for wiping and don't have wash stations is beyond nasty. No-one pays any attention that they constantly put their hands together regardless of cleanliness, makes the entire left hand thingy pointless.

That doesn't make them any less clean than Bubba that gets a punch through, doesn't wash and heads back to the BBQ to tend to the pellet grill.




We used to wave to them left handed.
Got some strange looks.