Rednecks meet Russians

tomcatmv · Aug 1, 2022

Hope this works

eca7891 · Aug 1, 2022

Try again?

Sean the Nailer · Aug 1, 2022

clicking a link should not be an eleventy-two part process.

Please, try again.

tomcatmv · Aug 1, 2022

Sorry but I can't get it to work.

candyx · Aug 1, 2022

What kind of redneck shit is this ?

Im2bent · Aug 1, 2022

So I unzipped the .mov and its a bit by a comedian on what would happen if we were attacked.

tomcatmv · Aug 1, 2022

candyx said:
What kind of redneck shit is this ?

It came as an attachment to an email. I can't get it to attach here but if you shoot me a PM I can forward the email if you want.

sirhrmechanic · Aug 1, 2022

Is this thread breakdown the fault of the Russians? Or the Rednecks?

Just wondering aloud…

Sirhr

Keeper22 · Aug 1, 2022

Waiting....Waiting..... I need a good laugh

Darayavaus · Aug 1, 2022

Russia might have more rednecks than Appalachia. Anybody who lives in the countryside typically qualifies. Crack open a jug of moonshine or cheap vodka and they'll probably find common ground.

lariat · Aug 1, 2022

Darayavaus said:
Russia might have more rednecks than Appalachia. Anybody who lives in the countryside typically qualifies. Crack open a jug of moonshine or cheap vodka and they'll probably find common ground.

As long as it isn’t crocodil.

hlee · Aug 1, 2022

sirhrmechanic said:
Is this thread breakdown the fault of the Russians? Or the Rednecks?

Just wondering aloud…

Sirhr

Yes

n2ishun · Aug 2, 2022

People are having trouble downloading and then opening a .zip file ?
WTF ?
Are you qualified to run those electronics in front of you ?
(that was rhetorical....obviously you're not)

sharac · Aug 2, 2022

Thats why rednecks never meet unless properly trained, indocted and in official camo clothes - they might find much in common and decide to unite forces to remove "non rednecks" from the planet...

DarnYankeeUSMC · Aug 2, 2022

The D · Aug 2, 2022

You mean, meet an identical version of themselves that speak a different language?

338 Mollett · Aug 2, 2022

AINTRY !!

Dirty D · Aug 2, 2022

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
View attachment 7924741

That video loads slow AF!

lariat · Aug 2, 2022

Dirty D said:
That video loads slow AF!

Because its a slow assed video.

rtB · Aug 2, 2022

Here we are on the brink of nuclear annihilation and we're trying to unzip a file and clicking on pictures of asses. Maybe we deserve it.

hlee · Aug 2, 2022

Downloading and unzipping a random file you found on a public forum is how you give your computer monkey pox...

theLBC · Aug 2, 2022

it might be amusing, but dude doesn't know what a redneck really is, and there aren't that many of them anymore.

Srgt. Hulka · Aug 2, 2022

Well, the video worked, but it downloaded to my hard drive. I'm just glad @tomcatmv is not a computer hacker, because I fell right into that trap.
But, the video is correct. We Southern Rednecks would take care of any Russian invasion three hours before the Marines arrived.

GreenGO Juan · Aug 2, 2022

Darayavaus said:
Russia might have more rednecks than Appalachia. Anybody who lives in the countryside typically qualifies. Crack open a jug of moonshine or cheap vodka and they'll probably find common ground.

Appalachian’s are hillbillys. Its a different class of white trash.

Rednecks live on flatter ground. In southern Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and Florida.

candyx · Aug 2, 2022

Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

Srgt. Hulka · Aug 2, 2022

candyx said:
Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

Yes.

GreenGO Juan · Aug 2, 2022

candyx said:
Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

Arkansas is west of the Mississippi. Not a RedNeck.

remmynikon.308 · Aug 2, 2022

candyx said:
Is Bill Clinton a hillbilly or white trash.

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JoshPutman · Aug 2, 2022

hlee said:
Downloading and unzipping a random file you found on a public forum is how you give your computer monkey pox...

Digital STD

BCP · Aug 2, 2022

DarnYankeeUSMC · Aug 2, 2022

Monkey Pox has been deemed racist. I believe @sirhrmechanic has renamed it Broke Back Pox.
We don't want to get this shut down so.

hlee said:
Downloading and unzipping a random file you found on a public forum is how you give your computer monkey pox...

Ohh wait, that's bigotry. Ahhh shit, this politically correct shit is too difficult to keep up with.
Nevermind

oneshot86 · Aug 2, 2022

Srgt. Hulka said:
Well, the video worked, but it downloaded to my hard drive. I'm just glad @tomcatmv is not a computer hacker, because I fell right into that trap.
But, the video is correct. We Southern Rednecks would take care of any Russian invasion three hours before the Marines arrived.

True, and, many of those rednecks are probably former Marines or infantry army

sirhrmechanic · Aug 3, 2022

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Monkey Pox has been deemed racist. I believe @sirhrmechanic has renamed it Broke Back Pox.
We don't want to get this shut down so.

Ohh wait, that's bigotry. Ahhh shit, this politically correct shit is too difficult to keep up with.
Nevermind

Brokeback Blisters…. ;-)

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