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Banging hoes and slamming white claws

Wow this is groundbreaking drinking bud light and banging a hooker. Talking about low hanging fruit and the novel of a video you had to make about. Until you go after the island hopping elites trafficking children then make shorter videos...... Banging hookers has been going on since 2400 BC constantly and will never stop even if she has a penis......
 
If he was chatting with someone he believed was underage then he should have the book thrown at him and some serious prison time / sex offender. If it was an adult, who really cares. They weren't "rescuing" human trafficking victims by having cops doing the chatting. Two consenting adults, who really cares.
 
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This isn’t newsworthy at all. That’s probably the tamest shit going on in western FL
 
Serious question... the hell is a White Claw?

I see Brandon Herrera shooting them all the time. I can only assume it's some low ABV drink for sorority girls... In a can no less.

Mike
 
Shit, I thought this was a new Kid Rock song. 😎
So I'll write the lyrics to the tune of the old Otis Redding song "Sitting on the dock of the bay, just banged a hoe and drinking white claw"......wait Kid rock would not be drinking White Claw, maybe some Jack or Van Winkle but WC, no way. shit just fucked up my lyric.
Oh well and FJB.
 
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Prostitution stings and drug busts are low hanging fruit. All so the chief/DA and whatever other lame ass politician is up for re-election can stand in front of a camera and pat themselves on the back.
 
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Serious question... the hell is a White Claw?

I see Brandon Herrera shooting them all the time. I can only assume it's some low ABV drink for sorority girls... In a can no less.

Mike
Wine coolers for the new millennium.

But yeah, I didn't know White Claw was a thing until I saw one explode on Hererra's channel. Still can't swear from first hand knowledge what they are though...
 
Wine coolers for the new millennium.

But yeah, I didn't know White Claw was a thing until I saw one explode on Hererra's channel. Still can't swear from first hand knowledge what they are though...
I'm given to understand they are, in fact, essentially hard-ish water. That is, they're mostly seltzer water with fruit flavor and... some vaguely defined sort of malt alcohol. Canada apparently uses vodka instead.

That honestly sounds foul.
 
I'm given to understand they are, in fact, essentially hard-ish water. That is, they're mostly seltzer water with fruit flavor and... some vaguely defined sort of malt alcohol. Canada apparently uses vodka instead.

That honestly sounds foul.
Not nearly as tasty as Boone’s Farm
 
Wow this is groundbreaking drinking bud light and banging a hooker. Talking about low hanging fruit and the novel of a video you had to make about. Until you go after the island hopping elites trafficking children then make shorter videos...... Banging hookers has been going on since 2400 BC constantly and will never stop even if she has a penis......
The perp is an assistant police chief staying in a taxpayer funded hotel room for an LE conference trying to pick up hookers in a Federal task force provided vehicle and IIRC all while carrying a Dept issued sidearm. 🤣
 
Shit, I thought this was a new Kid Rock song. 😎
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no laws when you're drinking the claws
Apparently including the laws of nature…

Just ‘sayin.

And don’t be trashing wine coolers. Those were The original leg spreaders c 1985…. At least for those of us who didn’t mess with Quaaludes.

Wow, Bartles and Jaynes were like guaranteed nookie!!!

Sirhr
 
Apparently including the laws of nature…

Just ‘sayin.

And don’t be trashing wine coolers. Those were The original leg spreaders c 1985…. At least for those of us who didn’t mess with Quaaludes.

Wow, Bartles and Jaynes were like guaranteed nookie!!!

Sirhr
California Cooler was the other.
 
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I mean what happened to hooker and blow? Now we got some fruity ass drank and hoes. What’s the world coming too. Bet some hooker won’t let you blow straws full of “claw” in the brown eye
 
Apparently including the laws of nature…

Just ‘sayin.

And don’t be trashing wine coolers. Those were The original leg spreaders c 1985…. At least for those of us who didn’t mess with Quaaludes.

Wow, Bartles and Jaynes were like guaranteed nookie!!!

Sirhr
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Alcohol is not guaranteed more of a hit or miss, mechanical means is a definite....
 
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Alcohol is not guaranteed more of a hit or miss, mechanical means is a definite....
Easier to buckle if you have a couple of four-packs of Bartles and Jaynes wild berry…. Just ‘sayin!

Besides we didn’t know what spreader bars were. We had to make do with gravity boots.

Look it up.

Sirhr
 
Easier to buckle if you have a couple of four-packs of Bartles and Jaynes wild berry…. Just ‘sayin!

Besides we didn’t know what spreader bars were. We had to make do with gravity boots.

Look it up.

Sirhr
"The original leg spreaders" I learn something new everyday here (y)
 
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I'm given to understand they are, in fact, essentially hard-ish water. That is, they're mostly seltzer water with fruit flavor and... some vaguely defined sort of malt alcohol. Canada apparently uses vodka instead.

That honestly sounds foul.

Zima for the new crop of almost adults
 
Bartles and James, Seagrams coolers, Zima, maui schnapps and purple passion. Purple passion was the best. Tasted like grape kool aid and came in 2 liter bottles so you had a shot at the whole cheer squad.
 
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