Banging hoes and slamming white claws
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After 450 violations of the law, he finally got caught. I promise you, this was a long way from the first time he did a crime.
^^^ so you are admitting to “slamming White Claws” every Wed?
Because I would not admit to that.
;-)
Sirhr
Because I would not admit to that.
;-)
Sirhr
Dude got flim-flammed out of his 200 bucks
That Sheriff Judd dude ?
He's a keeper
That is the way a cop should act and handle themselves.
I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.
Wow this is groundbreaking drinking bud light and banging a hooker. Talking about low hanging fruit and the novel of a video you had to make about. Until you go after the island hopping elites trafficking children then make shorter videos...... Banging hookers has been going on since 2400 BC constantly and will never stop even if she has a penis......
If he was chatting with someone he believed was underage then he should have the book thrown at him and some serious prison time / sex offender. If it was an adult, who really cares. They weren't "rescuing" human trafficking victims by having cops doing the chatting. Two consenting adults, who really cares.
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I was thinking in Vegas, this would be perfectly legal.
Funny, he got scammed on a visa gift card. Lol.
Funny, he got scammed on a visa gift card. Lol.
Serious question... the hell is a White Claw?
I see Brandon Herrera shooting them all the time. I can only assume it's some low ABV drink for sorority girls... In a can no less.
Mike
I see Brandon Herrera shooting them all the time. I can only assume it's some low ABV drink for sorority girls... In a can no less.
Mike
So I'll write the lyrics to the tune of the old Otis Redding song "Sitting on the dock of the bay, just banged a hoe and drinking white claw"......wait Kid rock would not be drinking White Claw, maybe some Jack or Van Winkle but WC, no way. shit just fucked up my lyric.Shit, I thought this was a new Kid Rock song.
Oh well and FJB.
There kinda like 80% lowers and solvent traps . You buy them in person with cash and burn the receipt!
I'm given to understand they are, in fact, essentially hard-ish water. That is, they're mostly seltzer water with fruit flavor and... some vaguely defined sort of malt alcohol. Canada apparently uses vodka instead.
That honestly sounds foul.
The perp is an assistant police chief staying in a taxpayer funded hotel room for an LE conference trying to pick up hookers in a Federal task force provided vehicle and IIRC all while carrying a Dept issued sidearm.
The FBI and US Secret Service must share training material...
www.bbc.com
US Secret Service Cartagena scandal 'involved 20 women'
A prostitution scandal involving US Secret Service agents in Cartagena, Colombia, involved as many as 20 women, US Senator Susan Collins says.
www.bbc.com
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He looks like he's trying to work this up for a Hunter Biden lyric for the next Trump rally.
One can hope, c'mon Kid, do it!
Thinking
-------Wonder how I could work this into the soundtrack for "My Son Hunter".
Apparently including the laws of nature…
Just ‘sayin.
And don’t be trashing wine coolers. Those were The original leg spreaders c 1985…. At least for those of us who didn’t mess with Quaaludes.
Wow, Bartles and Jaynes were like guaranteed nookie!!!
Sirhr
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I mean what happened to hooker and blow? Now we got some fruity ass drank and hoes. What’s the world coming too. Bet some hooker won’t let you blow straws full of “claw” in the brown eye
I don’t know. The video referenced a “high class prostitute” as well as a cost of $80.
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Alcohol is not guaranteed more of a hit or miss, mechanical means is a definite....
Easier to buckle if you have a couple of four-packs of Bartles and Jaynes wild berry…. Just ‘sayin!
Besides we didn’t know what spreader bars were. We had to make do with gravity boots.
Look it up.
Sirhr
"The original leg spreaders" I learn something new everyday here
May have already been discussed in the Nom Nom Nom thread…. But can’t recall."The original leg spreaders" I learn something new everyday here
Sirhr
Don't forget about Boone's Farm and Ripple
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