Deserves her own post....

HeavyAssault · Oct 11, 2022

Alabusa · Oct 11, 2022

Wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

2aBaC̶a̶ · Oct 11, 2022

I

DSL...

and lopsided roast beef sandwiches.

Clob McStrunk · Oct 11, 2022

Fatass

Gatorshark · Oct 11, 2022

I will not object.

sirhrmechanic · Oct 11, 2022

Alabusa said:
Wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

HeavyAssault · Oct 11, 2022

sirhrmechanic said:
What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

Interrogative: Is the dog alive ??

7.62willdo · Oct 11, 2022

sirhrmechanic said:
What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

“A dog makes a fine meal…..”

2aBaC̶a̶ · Oct 11, 2022

Ive been called a cracker before so...

n2ishun · Oct 11, 2022

Fake lips and tits, thats obvious.
Hasn't the penis also been removed ?

vinniedelpino · Oct 11, 2022

I dunno bro... I'm skeptical. I bet she took 7653 photos before settling on posting this one, then paid $13 to a Filipino kid on Fiver to photoshop it for four hours.

In real life she could be a 53 years old with C section scars, a paunch and meth pox all over her face.

I've seen this shit before....

n2ishun · Oct 11, 2022

You can always tell by the hands that she's much older than these boys are thinking.
You can also tell the belly button has been photochopped.....but why ?

akmike47 · Oct 11, 2022

I’d rather smash Carmen Electra if we are doing old baywatch stars

madppcs · Oct 11, 2022

Wouldnt even care. Id smash the shit out of her

akmike47 · Oct 11, 2022

n2ishun said:
You can always tell by the hands that she's much older than these boys are thinking.
You can also tell the belly button has been photochopped.....but why ?

Shes 54, she was on the OG Baywatch

Bigfatcock · Oct 11, 2022

I’d let her eat my ass.

akmike47 · Oct 11, 2022

Bigfatcock said:
I’d let her eat my ass.

diggler1833 · Oct 11, 2022

akmike47 said:
I’d rather smash Carmen Electra if we are doing old baywatch stars

That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

TurboTrout · Oct 11, 2022

Not shabby, but it looks like a ton of filter and makeup, be interesting to see her right out of the shower…

diggler1833 · Oct 11, 2022

Just proof that with enough money you can buy:

Tits
Eyes
Nose
Lips
Teeth
Wrinkle removal
Nails
Hair
Makeup
And a gym/tanning membership
(Plus a photographer and photoshop)

And still be so insecure that you've been a walking set of daddy issues for 4+ decades now.

TurboTrout · Oct 11, 2022

diggler1833 said:
Just proof that with enough money you can buy:

Tits
Eyes
Nose
Lips
Teeth
Wrinkle removal
Nails
Hair
Makeup
And a gym/tanning membership
(Plus a photographer and photoshop)

And still be so insecure that you've been a walking set of daddy issues for 4+ decades now.

These things happen

#FalseAdvertising

Remember the Wife That Was Sued By Her Husband For Having Plastic Surgery? | Her.ie

Eh.

www.her.ie

akmike47 · Oct 11, 2022

diggler1833 said:
That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

The one in OPs post is no better. Her mouth closes, and unless she wears a diaper her asshole still works

babyguppy · Oct 11, 2022

HeavyAssault said:
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Denise, that you?

308pirate · Oct 11, 2022

n2ishun said:
Fake lips and tits, that obvious.
Hasn't the penis also been removed ?

Beat me to it

Nasty

akmike47 · Oct 11, 2022

babyguppy said:
Denise, that you?

Not even close

akmike47 · Oct 11, 2022

308pirate said:
Beat me to it

Nasty

She was a playmate, just too many surgeries over the years.

n2ishun · Oct 11, 2022

akmike47 · Oct 11, 2022

n2ishun said:
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Cucked*

AngryKoala · Oct 11, 2022

Bigfatcock said:
I’d let her eat my ass.

So it's okay now? Or you just can't marry them?

Stevo86 · Oct 11, 2022

diggler1833 said:
That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

And?

Steel+Killer · Oct 11, 2022

You fuckers are so full of shit every one of you would be "two pump chumps" and begging for more if you ever had the chance with that chick including myself!

Alabusa · Oct 11, 2022

sirhrmechanic said:
What if Crackers was her dog?

Sirhr

Not a deal breaker

mvphilly · Oct 11, 2022

I think she was married to a member of Motley Crue. Also shes got "mans hands"

Stevo86 · Oct 11, 2022

mvphilly said:
I think she was married to a member of Motley Crue. Also shes got "mans hands"

So your wiener would look really small in her hands eh?

Dough300 · Oct 11, 2022

akmike47 said:
Not even close

You should have seen her on Starship troopers.

gunjunkie45 · Oct 11, 2022

diggler1833 said:
That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

+ herpes.

Aftermath · Oct 11, 2022

Being in my 60's, she's a younger woman and I'd accept all the associated risks.

Austan · Oct 11, 2022

I've sent some dna in her direction before.

mvphilly · Oct 11, 2022

Stevo86 said:
So your wiener would look really small in her hands eh?

Either that or she will need both of those mitts to hold it.

n2ishun · Oct 11, 2022

akmike47 said:

TurboTrout · Oct 12, 2022

n2ishun said:
View attachment 7974882

Shit happens

DOA · Oct 12, 2022

babyguppy · Oct 12, 2022

Steel+Killer said:
You fuckers are so full of shit every one of you would be "two pump chumps" and begging for more if you ever had the chance with that chick including myself!

making it to two.. challenge accepted

Steel+Killer · Oct 12, 2022

babyguppy said:
making it to two.. challenge accepted

At the risk of being ridiculed and mocked I will admit I had a girlfriend when I was in my early 20s call me a two pump chump.....LOL

Oh well I made up for it when I went down below.....LOL

akmike47 · Oct 12, 2022

Steel+Killer said:
At the risk of being ridiculed and mocked I will admit I had a girlfriend when I was in my early 20s call me a two pump chump.....LOL

Oh well I made up for it when I went down below.....LOL

Ive never experienced that oddly enough, they really get upset when you have the opposite problem.

“Am I not good enough

”

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