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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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For the record, I do not dislike Jews as a group in any way.

What I dislike is globalism. The fact that lots of globalist BS is perpetrated by “Jews”/JINOs is an inconvenient truth.

I don’t like global terrorism despite the fact that a “religious” group commits most of it. I don't like violent crime despite a protected demographic is responsible for most of it.

The idea that a person/group gets a pass to do anything without being called out because of something in the past is something I reject whole cloth.

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This thread has been very successful. There have been a few trolls but mostly we just have fun. We have seen folks be very sick, even die here and we have prayed for and encouraged folks of every stripe. There are people here of multiple religious and ethnic backgrounds.

The concept is stated in the title of the thread and I can’t understand why someone would buck against that just for the hell of it.

@Lowlight is aware of what this thread is about and has supported it. If you must post pics that somebody’s wife wouldn’t appreciate, there’s another thread for it.


Sorry guess I was a little surprised that @Lawless posts a bunch of anti Semitic bigoted shit on here then gets offended by a PG-13 (non nudity) dirty joke.
You people are funny
 
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Think I mentioned this before but in the town I was raised, there was a legit Shelby GT500 in about this condition sitting in a defunct car lot. The owner lived in the old trailer on the lot and if you knocked he would cuss you like a dog and run you off with a revolver in his hand.

One day out of the blue the car was gone.
 
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I have to go have a come to Jesus meeting today with the guy who took over my department. He seems to think after driving 2000-3000 miles a week picking up patients, I should be available on Sat and Sun. We have a part time PRN driver 🙄
 
Haven't seen many female cats missing part of an ear, frostbite?

Stray. They catch, spay, and release strays around here. Cutting the ear let's them know which ones they have already done.

She's still quite wild after 9 years in our home. We try to think of her as a wild panther that happens to live in our house.
 
We had cats on the farm growing up, they never came in the house. Used to shoot sparrows with my BB gun and toss them to the cats for a treat.

Haven't had a cat since, lucky for me my wife is really allergic to them...so as much as she would like to have one, we can't.

We're dog people, have six of the mongrels...all in the house. They can be a pain in the ass too, but only a fool would try to come in, when they won't let friends in the house that they know.

We had barn cats as well for a while, just this side of feral. Good for anti mice, also turn out to be good coyote food. Animals went away so did the cats.

When we had chickens, also roosters. Roosters are assholes as well, not unlike the cat in the video. You can go into the pen a million times and nothing, even eat out of your hand, but for some reason he will decide to attack you. You might be "easy" on him, he has a job. He is just an animal doing animal things. But then for some reason it starts to happen more and more often, I think they figure out they can attack you and nothing can happen, human projection of human traits on an animal so stupid it can live without its head....don't know. But it will never stop. So one day in he came at me and I just punted that little jerk as hard as I could. Thumped off the building and fence pretty hard, he laid there. Oh well dead, I have other roosters to do rooster jobs. Nope he got up, ran around the coop dragging his head next to him. The next day he was fine, but oddly enough he never attacked me again.

Funny how that works.
 
We lived at Edwards AFB, when my dad worked onthe X15 project. Their part of hte project was to adapt the wing and add the pylon to hold the X-15, and test it. Once that was accomplished, he transferred over the the B-58 when it was brought on base. Sonic booms all the time. Great time and place to be a kid.
Yes it was!
 
We had barn cats as well for a while, just this side of feral. Good for anti mice, also turn out to be good coyote food. Animals went away so did the cats.

When we had chickens, also roosters. Roosters are assholes as well, not unlike the cat in the video. You can go into the pen a million times and nothing, even eat out of your hand, but for some reason he will decide to attack you. You might be "easy" on him, he has a job. He is just an animal doing animal things. But then for some reason it starts to happen more and more often, I think they figure out they can attack you and nothing can happen, human projection of human traits on an animal so stupid it can live without its head....don't know. But it will never stop. So one day in he came at me and I just punted that little jerk as hard as I could. Thumped off the building and fence pretty hard, he laid there. Oh well dead, I have other roosters to do rooster jobs. Nope he got up, ran around the coop dragging his head next to him. The next day he was fine, but oddly enough he never attacked me again.

Funny how that works.
When we had our farm, every living critter had a job. Don’t do the job, you’re fired. the cats did a great job keeping the vermin out of the barns. Appreciated. We had some great guard dogs and some that needed to be skinned, salted and shot, while alive. Did not expect our dogs to be deadly, but I expected them to let us know when intruders (two, four or no legged) were about. Bear was the best of all. he was as friendly as good be, when he knew you, he kept everything unwanted away, we had a coyote problem and he pretty much kept them at bay, come into the yard or farm talking shit or trying to cause trouble, he would not try to keep you in your car or truck….He BEGGED you to get out. The few who actually came into our yard when Bear was alive, stayed in their vehicle. Our then three year old son could get on his back and try to ride him like a horse. Bear would just turn around, give him a friendly lick and carry on. If there is a heaven for Dogs, Bear deserves the best of the best of accommodations.

We had another, a Doberman, that literally jumped on top of a prospective horse buyer’s Mercedes Benze. Damn car probably cost more than our entire farm was worth. The only thing he ever attacked was our, then six year old son, for no reason. Hate that worthless pos to this day, and our son is now 41 years old. I do hold grudges. Oh, I had a one eyed chicken hanging around. Ate what the horses dropped from their mouths. Never bothered anyone but kept the horses company. Damn dog not only killed my one eyed chicken, he tore him to pieces and left those pieces all over the yard behind our home. Damn I hate that dog.

We did find someone who wanted him.

The horses we owned were supposed to win thier classes at horse shows. What few cows we ran were deep freeze candidates as well as the occasional hog.