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I once felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes. Then, I met a guy who had no feet. So, I asked him,
"I don't suppose you have a pair of shoes laying around that you are not using, do you?"

Glad I could help.

 

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Bet her BJ's are f-n awesome.

 

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I got her a Clapper for Christmas!

Sirhr

 

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Wanna see her sex change ?
Throw her in a pool and she becomes "Bob".

 

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n2ishun said:

Wanna see her sex change ?
Throw her in a pool and she becomes "Bob".

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sirhrmechanic said:

I got her a Clapper for Christmas!

Sirhr

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Only thing clapping there is them cheeks

 

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She wanted to be in the military. Army, of course.

 

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That's very dark

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As is her underwear.

 

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Wood and Would. W²

 

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