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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

If you're lucky you get a "snack" in 2024, realy lucky maybe a choice. But I haven't seen peanuts in a while.


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The fucking allergy nazis killed peanuts on flights…
 
Well, after watching the traffic cameras since Thursday, @SONIC SAAMI is probably out using the dodge to rescue Tesla and Prius drivers. 🤣🤘

Just because I know how to drive in snow, have a 4x4, and tire chains, doesn’t mean that I’ll go on an 1800 mile road trip during our worst storm of the season (so far). Tire chains are to get home, not to leave home.
 

Well he's probably lost if he's looking for nonexistent pineapple trees. Not only that, he will probably be disappointed if he finds coconuts instead.

My parents use to tell me that money didn't grow on trees. Why didn't they tell me the truth about pineapples? Is that something that is only talked about in adult circles?

What other life-enriching secrets have been kept from me?
 
Electricians… what say you?

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Just a black snake. They are good to keep around. They will keep the rodent population down as well as the copper heads and other bad snakes.
I've had one living in my detached garage for ten years now. Kinda getting worried about him though. We've not found a shed from him since a really bad freeze a few months ago. He was about 8ft long the last time I saw him.
 
Just a black snake. They are good to keep around. They will keep the rodent population down as well as the copper heads and other bad snakes.
I've had one living in my detached garage for ten years now. Kinda getting worried about him though. We've not found a shed from him since a really bad freeze a few months ago. He was about 8ft long the last time I saw him.

At a friend's house to pick up targets. We walk out to his shop and he says, "Don't step on Joe."

WTF is Joe?

"Oh, he's a black snake. I leave him alone so I don't have mice. There he is, right under the step."

Dude, that's a cottonmouth!
 
The movie and actress, yea I know, but it is still funny.

Knowing what I know about the real person I think I would have just left her to figure it out.


 
Well, after watching the traffic cameras since Thursday, @SONIC SAAMI is probably out using the dodge to rescue Tesla and Prius drivers. 🤣🤘

Just because I know how to drive in snow, have a 4x4, and tire chains, doesn’t mean that I’ll go on an 1800 mile road trip during our worst storm of the season (so far). Tire chains are to get home, not to leave home.
It was a good one for sure!!
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The top picture has a paved road and our powerline under that mess.