You cunt ask and I don’t have to tell (if you understand this you need to schedule a prostate exam)
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Fuck off cunt, these shit life choices ain’t gonna pay for themselves!
eta: I just saw your username and realized that you are another penile colony type so I changed bro to cunt, yer welcome.
Note to self. Go down BEFORE sex.
Has the CFO at whatever shady AF contracting outfit you are doing “things” for found the line item for hair gel yet?The POS printer we all hated for years at this task order.
We took our inspiration from here:
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I haven't ripped a full 200 round belt in decadeseveryone had a ..... blast
[My hair is still better than yours]
It was right outside the gates of your base wasn’t it?
Its not even shady LOL. The fact it's a British company headquartered in Canada with a subsidiary in Virginia doing work in Africa....Or Canadian company headquartered in Britain.... or headquartered in Virginia with an office in Canada and Britain.... Whatever, one of those combinations..... and it has no bearing on the matter. It's fine. Everything's fine. I'm fine. You're fine.
Nobody touching my hair gel.
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I drive around with one of these on my shaggin wagon and get a LOT of dirty looks when I drive in CA.
Nope, doesn’t sound agency (shady) at all.
#executiveoutcomes
“Naw man, they ain’t no rust on that there frame”
Awesome! More liberals driving to the protest in their German SUV’s…
Needs more chromosomes to be you
He (like you) gets all flustered and shit at the thought of an aerial delivery of seamen.
At his age Barney gets excited when anything pops up
Just because you can fit the whole bundle in your mouth at once doesn’t mean you should, stop showing off for Pride Month.
I went to airshow when I was about 12 (1970). F4 did a demo: till this day, that was the loudest jet I have ever heard!
Where better to find gay porn or as you call it just porn?
You know if you listened to just the audio of this it kind of sounds like one of @akmike47 home porn videos when someone is giving him the cob.
Hell, I live in Komiefornia and agree! Like the bumper stickers and signs we had growing up that said “Flatlanders go Home”.I drive around with one of these on my shaggin wagon and get a LOT of dirty looks when I drive in CA.
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Friends wife used to be in beauty pageants when younger.
Still very attractive but in normal clothes..looks slightly better than average
When she gets dressed up, she stops traffic. My friend always laughed when people all side eye her.
Reason why I’m posting …
She had several different color contacts. She changes her eye color to match the outfit. Not exact color etc but like wearing a belt or scarf.
I called bs one day as our families are hanging out, that it can’t matter that much.
She did her make up 2-3 different ways and changed from green to 2 different blue.
It was crazy how it changed everything.
She joked “this was my job for a long time”
My wife said just stick to paying for things lol
I’m not buying you condoms. I am, however, starting a gofundme to get you a vasectomy for your birthday. It’s actually a gift for the rest of us as well
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Let the machines press one for English.
Latest tech talk about AI
AI uses “sources” to construct answers
What happens when the sources are no longer funded or updated because AI has made them obsolete??
Bunch of really smart people in a panel talking
Don’t bother, your mom insists on both inches being unwrapped.
Don’t worry, I blurred out the back of your head but I do have your dental records permanently imprinted in my pillow.
Fag
Let's go boating, it will be fun. Riding with this guy is like getting water boarded.
The new binary trigger Glock.
This should have been my profile picture
