Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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A mother, father, and their two children are driving to church one Sunday morning. They are running late and the father is trying to pass a pickup truck full of boxes in front of them. Suddenly the pickup truck hits a pothole and a big black dildo flies out of one of the boxes and lands right on their windshield with a loud thwack.
The father is extremely alarmed and quickly hits the wipers which drag it across the windshield until it finally falls off. Him and his wife choose to ignore it and say nothing.
The little boy leans forward from the back seat and says "mommy what was that?" The mother tells him "oh that was just a bug hitting the windshield." The little girl leans forward and says "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that big!"
The father is extremely alarmed and quickly hits the wipers which drag it across the windshield until it finally falls off. Him and his wife choose to ignore it and say nothing.
The little boy leans forward from the back seat and says "mommy what was that?" The mother tells him "oh that was just a bug hitting the windshield." The little girl leans forward and says "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that big!"
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No humor in this post guys and normally I'm not a fan of posting these types of stories because all they do is raise everyone's blood pressure, but when is this shit gonna stop? If this creature is too unfit to stand trial, then he's too unfit to be released in public let alone still be allowed to breathe. 
That forehead has Berger written all over it.
As big as that thing is any cheap bullet will do.
No humor in this post guys and normally I'm not a fan of posting these types of stories because all they do is raise everyone's blood pressure, but when is this shit gonna stop? If this creature is too unfit to stand trial, then he's too unfit to be released in public let alone still be allowed to breathe.
When authority has been stripped from those who use emotion to give judgement instead of reason and facts.
Should have to house this perp for 6 months so the enrichment is closer to home.
R
Why waste a bullet when a baseball bat will do.
No humor in this post guys and normally I'm not a fan of posting these types of stories because all they do is raise everyone's blood pressure, but when is this shit gonna stop? If this creature is too unfit to stand trial, then he's too unfit to be released in public let alone still be allowed to breathe.
Lock him up until he stops being crazy then give him a fair trial and hang him. This unfit to stand trial and escaping punishment is unconstitutional and should never have been accepted.
No humor in this post guys and normally I'm not a fan of posting these types of stories because all they do is raise everyone's blood pressure, but when is this shit gonna stop? If this creature is too unfit to stand trial, then he's too unfit to be released in public let alone still be allowed to breathe.
This shit gonna stop when we go back to paper ballots.
That’s funny.
Ballots don’t matter worth a shit.
The only thing that matters is who counts the ballots, and how.
Paper ballots preserve the record. And when a computer program counts the ballots democrats tend to win.
“Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.”
― Joseph Stalin
No humor in this post guys and normally I'm not a fan of posting these types of stories because all they do is raise everyone's blood pressure, but when is this shit gonna stop? If this creature is too unfit to stand trial, then he's too unfit to be released in public let alone still be allowed to breathe.
Fuuuuuck that mofo already looks like a zombie. Rick Grimes protocol should be adequate...
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