Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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A mother, father, and their two children are driving to church one Sunday morning. They are running late and the father is trying to pass a pickup truck full of boxes in front of them. Suddenly the pickup truck hits a pothole and a big black dildo flies out of one of the boxes and lands right on their windshield with a loud thwack.
The father is extremely alarmed and quickly hits the wipers which drag it across the windshield until it finally falls off. Him and his wife choose to ignore it and say nothing.
The little boy leans forward from the back seat and says "mommy what was that?" The mother tells him "oh that was just a bug hitting the windshield." The little girl leans forward and says "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that big!"
The father is extremely alarmed and quickly hits the wipers which drag it across the windshield until it finally falls off. Him and his wife choose to ignore it and say nothing.
The little boy leans forward from the back seat and says "mommy what was that?" The mother tells him "oh that was just a bug hitting the windshield." The little girl leans forward and says "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that big!"
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