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Australian Rocket goes the wrong way.... Well obviously!

sirhrmechanic

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After their miserable failure to take over the world of breakdancing... Australia's first attempt to launch a rocket has worked out just as well.

Well obviously! They had it pointing the wrong way! Heck of a Barbie, though!



Well, they'll be back.

Oh and, that's not a rocket... THIS is a rocket!



G'Day!

Sirhr
 
Well, they gotta start somewhere...this from the New York Times...

FORT BLISS, El Paso, Tex., May 29—A wild German V-2 rocket, launched from the Army's White Sands proving ground in New Mexico, fell tonight near the Mexican town of Juarez, just across the border from El Paso, alarming residents of this area. No casualties were reported. The rocket was launched from the desert firing site at Tularosa Basin, forty-four miles from El Paso. It soared into the night sky, but, instead of arching northward into the desert, it backtracked, roared southward over El Paso and fell with a loud explosion somewhere south of the Rio Grande. The rocket, twenty-eighth in a series of test firings that the Army has been conducting during the past year, had been scheduled to have been fired at 11 A. M. today, but various mechanical difficulties postponed the firing until 4 P. M. A party of Army officers, headed by Lieut. Gen. Leonard T. Gerow, commandant of the Army's Command and General Staff School at Fort Leavenworth, Kan., and including Maj. Gen. John L. Homer, commanding the Army's Anti-Aircraft Artillery and Guided Missile Center at Fort Bliss, was on hand to watch the spectacular take- off. The giant forty-six-foot rocket, weighing more than fourteen tons fully loaded at take-off, sputtered and sparked and shot irregular flames out of its Venturi burner, but refused to budge from its launching platform. The twenty-five-ton thrust of the powerful rocket motor which lifts the giant missile, the largest rocket man has yet built, did not operate, and not even the first propulsion was fully effective. The "shoot" was called off. General Gerow took off in his plane for Fort Leavenworth and General Homer and this correspondent returned to Fort Bliss, on the outskirts of El Paso. At about 7:20 P. M., the fort and the towns of El Paso and Juarez were shaken by a great explosion. Investigation revealed that the rocket, which normally blasts out a crater seventy-five feet wide and thirty-six feet deep, had landed somewhere near Tepyac Cemetery, about two and one-half miles from the center of Juarez, long a favorite resort city for tourists. Lieut. Col. Harold R. Turner, commanding officer at White Sands, the nation's principal proving ground and experimental center for giant rockets, revealed that the V-2 had been fired at 7:15 P. M. after considerable trouble. The proving ground personnel had seen that the flight was not entirely normal but expected the rocket to fall somewhere in the vast desert reservation. It was the first rocket of the twenty-eight fired which actually "backtracked" or soared in the wrong direction, although one rocket some weeks ago fell not far from the town of Alamagordo.
1947...:)
 
Well, they gotta start somewhere...this from the New York Times...

FORT BLISS, El Paso, Tex., May 29—A wild German V-2 rocket, launched from the Army's White Sands proving ground in New Mexico, fell tonight near the Mexican town of Juarez, just across the border from El Paso, alarming residents of this area. No casualties were reported. The rocket was launched from the desert firing site at Tularosa Basin, forty-four miles from El Paso. It soared into the night sky, but, instead of arching northward into the desert, it backtracked, roared southward over El Paso and fell with a loud explosion somewhere south of the Rio Grande. The rocket, twenty-eighth in a series of test firings that the Army has been conducting during the past year, had been scheduled to have been fired at 11 A. M. today, but various mechanical difficulties postponed the firing until 4 P. M. A party of Army officers, headed by Lieut. Gen. Leonard T. Gerow, commandant of the Army's Command and General Staff School at Fort Leavenworth, Kan., and including Maj. Gen. John L. Homer, commanding the Army's Anti-Aircraft Artillery and Guided Missile Center at Fort Bliss, was on hand to watch the spectacular take- off. The giant forty-six-foot rocket, weighing more than fourteen tons fully loaded at take-off, sputtered and sparked and shot irregular flames out of its Venturi burner, but refused to budge from its launching platform. The twenty-five-ton thrust of the powerful rocket motor which lifts the giant missile, the largest rocket man has yet built, did not operate, and not even the first propulsion was fully effective. The "shoot" was called off. General Gerow took off in his plane for Fort Leavenworth and General Homer and this correspondent returned to Fort Bliss, on the outskirts of El Paso. At about 7:20 P. M., the fort and the towns of El Paso and Juarez were shaken by a great explosion. Investigation revealed that the rocket, which normally blasts out a crater seventy-five feet wide and thirty-six feet deep, had landed somewhere near Tepyac Cemetery, about two and one-half miles from the center of Juarez, long a favorite resort city for tourists. Lieut. Col. Harold R. Turner, commanding officer at White Sands, the nation's principal proving ground and experimental center for giant rockets, revealed that the V-2 had been fired at 7:15 P. M. after considerable trouble. The proving ground personnel had seen that the flight was not entirely normal but expected the rocket to fall somewhere in the vast desert reservation. It was the first rocket of the twenty-eight fired which actually "backtracked" or soared in the wrong direction, although one rocket some weeks ago fell not far from the town of Alamagordo.
1947...:)

I always figured von Braun and his German Scientists did that one on purpose... just to be able to say they dropped a V2 into America. ;-)

They probably laughed and laughed over a nice pilsner!

Sirhr
 
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I always figured von Braun and his German Scientists did that one on purpose... just to be able to say they dropped a V2 into America. ;-)

They probably laughed and laughed over a nice pilsner!

Sirhr
The US rocket scientists assembled that V2 from parts and just put the navigation equipment in bassackwards, according to a plaque at either the Alamogordo museum or the base visitor center farther SW (I forget which).

But really, shouldn't it be pretty easy to grab some 1940's technology and just rebuild it?
Is it really as complex as brain surgery?
 
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Maybe if they had launched in the northern hemisphere...
Wait a minute, maybe they stole the plans and didn't apply the hemisphere variable. That makes perfect sense.

No spin drift... backwards coriolis effect... probably didn't even take into account the rocket 'going to sleep' after leaving the pad.

Well, what are you going to do!

Sirhr
 
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The US rocket scientists assembled that V2 from parts and just put the navigation equipment in bassackwards, according to a plaque at either the Alamogordo museum or the base visitor center farther SW (I forget which).

But really, shouldn't it be pretty easy to grab some 1940's technology and just rebuild it?
Is it really as complex as brain surgery?



"Our Germans are better than their Germans."
 
Well, they gotta start somewhere...this from the New York Times...

FORT BLISS, El Paso, Tex., May 29—A wild German V-2 rocket, launched from the Army's White Sands proving ground in New Mexico, fell tonight near the Mexican town of Juarez, just across the border from El Paso, alarming residents of this area. No casualties were reported. The rocket was launched from the desert firing site at Tularosa Basin, forty-four miles from El Paso. It soared into the night sky, but, instead of arching northward into the desert, it backtracked, roared southward over El Paso and fell with a loud explosion somewhere south of the Rio Grande. The rocket, twenty-eighth in a series of test firings that the Army has been conducting during the past year, had been scheduled to have been fired at 11 A. M. today, but various mechanical difficulties postponed the firing until 4 P. M. A party of Army officers, headed by Lieut. Gen. Leonard T. Gerow, commandant of the Army's Command and General Staff School at Fort Leavenworth, Kan., and including Maj. Gen. John L. Homer, commanding the Army's Anti-Aircraft Artillery and Guided Missile Center at Fort Bliss, was on hand to watch the spectacular take- off. The giant forty-six-foot rocket, weighing more than fourteen tons fully loaded at take-off, sputtered and sparked and shot irregular flames out of its Venturi burner, but refused to budge from its launching platform. The twenty-five-ton thrust of the powerful rocket motor which lifts the giant missile, the largest rocket man has yet built, did not operate, and not even the first propulsion was fully effective. The "shoot" was called off. General Gerow took off in his plane for Fort Leavenworth and General Homer and this correspondent returned to Fort Bliss, on the outskirts of El Paso. At about 7:20 P. M., the fort and the towns of El Paso and Juarez were shaken by a great explosion. Investigation revealed that the rocket, which normally blasts out a crater seventy-five feet wide and thirty-six feet deep, had landed somewhere near Tepyac Cemetery, about two and one-half miles from the center of Juarez, long a favorite resort city for tourists. Lieut. Col. Harold R. Turner, commanding officer at White Sands, the nation's principal proving ground and experimental center for giant rockets, revealed that the V-2 had been fired at 7:15 P. M. after considerable trouble. The proving ground personnel had seen that the flight was not entirely normal but expected the rocket to fall somewhere in the vast desert reservation. It was the first rocket of the twenty-eight fired which actually "backtracked" or soared in the wrong direction, although one rocket some weeks ago fell not far from the town of Alamagordo.
1947...:)

Sounds like Australia needs their own Operation Paperclip where they import a bunch of Nazis.

Unfortunately for them it seems like the largest supply of Nazis these days is in Ukraine, and they seem rather retarded.