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    Maggie’s sexist/male chauvinistic jokes

    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes "No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis, that ejaculates money."
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes She had just finished reading "The Sensual Woman' and decided to try to spice up her sex life. So she takes off her clothes, covers herself in Saran Wrap, and waits at the door for her husband to return home from work. He walks in, takes one look and says...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife. Marrying you has screwed up my life. I see your face when I am...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes One day, long, long ago....... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or complain. But this was a long time ago....... and it was just that one day.
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes A man asked a woman if she had ever had magic sex. The woman replied no. She excitedly asked "How do you have magic sex?" He said "Well, we will have sex then you will disappear."
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Anni got a little scared. "It'll be my first baby," she confessed With a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how Babies are delivered." "Don't worry about a thing,"...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?" Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes Sam walked into the countryclub bar, sat down with three friends and announced that Harry had killed his wife the previous day. "No kidding" said Bob "How did he do it?" "Beat her to death with a nine iron" said Sam. "No chit! How many strokes did he take?"
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes $10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006 2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I used it as...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes A Idaho rancher and his wife were Arguing while touring Paris. They Were hardly speaking to each other After being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner. When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK COOKED...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes 1000 men were asked why they liked blow jobs 8% said it was the feeling 12% said it was the excitment 80% said they liked the silence!!
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done...
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    Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this household knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this...
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