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  1. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I couldn't date this girl. I like handjobs and she won't have them much longer.
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    Time pieces/Watches?

    Seiko srpl13 finally came today. Put it on a nato from Zulu Diver because I don't feel like dicking with the bracelet tonight. I like it!
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    PortaJohn

    I have a bunch a mile or more off in the distance. On a clear day I can barely make them out. On any fucking night I can see their gay ass lights. I pray they will burst into flames.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Taser I only did the one time during training for corrections. It made me swear like I had torettes, burned off my leg hair and left me with two little scars.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Neither O.C.or C.S bug me terribly. O.C is cake. I expose myself accidentally at home every time I make Reaper hotsauce. C.S. wasn't awesome by any means, but not terrible. Then again, I was a Chemical Operations Specialist, so I did it a bunch of times.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Having "Ridden the Lightning " in a professional capacity, if I'm ever threatened with being Tazed, I'm out. I'll put pepper spray in my eggs though.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Good God! I thought you meant Thailand before I clicked on your quote.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Gretta right? Not the twig looking fella?
  9. gunjunkie45

    Time pieces/Watches?

    Another cheapo watch that I haven't posted but it has sentimental value... My wife wanted to buy me a watch when we were dating and talked to a previous friend of mine. She bought me a luminox on his suggestion. I know they get shit on all the time, but it's been pretty decent. I think I've...
  10. gunjunkie45

    Time pieces/Watches?

    Not my wrist, just pulled an image off the web. I ordered a Seiko SRPl13 today. Not an expensive watch or anything awesome but for some reason I really like the visuals.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    More importantly, how are you going to attach the dildo?
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    My grandfather grew up Mennonite in Virginia. His part of the family tree goes back to the late 1600's in that part of the country. I never knew he was still in with the Amish and such until his funeral. A couple dozen showed up to his wake, shook every man's hand and left. Made me wish I knew...
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I loved mine when I was in. Drove an LMTV for a while too and also fun.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Well, judging by the photo quality, that pic was taken sometime in the 90's on a disposable camera picked up at a Shell station. The Chinese fella that posted it wouldn't know.
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    PortaJohn

    Did you forget the mini Ice Ages? The years without the sun? The Hard Winter. You're not alone, I made them up. Just like they apparently did with that data. 2014 would have been something to remember according to that. There should have been a famine.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I have one of those too! My other door says "Go Away!"