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    PortaJohn

    Our twins were super premature, it's a miracle that neither of them has any issue more major than one is deaf in his left ear. That being said they spent about 2 months in NICU. Before insurance the bill was 1.9 million dollars. I just laughed when I got the breakdown. After insurance I paid...
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    Greta almost gets smoked

    In this girls case it was protest, not a workplace accident.
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    Greta almost gets smoked

    I'm going with, if you're stupid enough to stand in front of a bulldozer... You're going to get what you have coming. I cannot feel sorry for someone so entitled that they think that machine has to stop for little old you.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Does this look like they're on the set of an old game show to anyone else? I got a Price is Right vibe when I first looked.
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    Greta almost gets smoked

    Does she have a penis? Pretty sure the Hogg likes him some dick.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Yes. I searched it without thinking first and my immediate thought was, "Oh, that's another list I'm on."
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Wait... southern people smoke bologna?!!!
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Along with lip fillers and eyebrow sharpies. Pass.
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    Ballerina

    I will not watch. I never watched John Wick and thought to myself "This would be better if he had a vagina." Hard pass.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I have a buddy that swapped his shocks out with a truck he took for a "test" drive. One of his was leaking.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Oh Pam! How I love thee!
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Gramps was an interesting fella for sure. He was really my dad as far as I was concerned and I made sure he knew it before he passed... He was 16 when he joined the Army. He had a cousin vouch he was 18. He grew up Mennonite in Virginia. His family counted him as dead when he left. He showed...
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Vaguely related. My grandfather was blind in one eye. I asked him what happened. It wasn't something he'd ever talk about until after I had been in the Army. Apparently when he was In Korea, a guy had freaked out and dropped an incendiary grenade on the floor of a transport plane he was on. A...
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    One laugh wasn't enough. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    PortaJohn

    I like bears. No need to give them the hiv.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    If you're going to do funny country music, check our the Cleverlys.
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    So long, Norm!

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    So long, Norm!

    George Wendt died today. His lines, and Cliff were the only funny thing about "Cheers". I was a kid in the 80's and two Norm lines stick out for me. "What are you up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." "How's it going Norm?" "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk...
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I once cut down a tree a week or two after it got hit. The inside was still smoldering.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Thanks for making me wonder what mustard would feel like on my junk. I full on imiganed it. I'll let you know if (probably when) I try it out.