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  1. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Are we sure they're girls? I always wonder with his posts. They all look at little like "lady boys" to me. This one seems to have mastered the tuck.
  2. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Fun fact. Bill Murray was told they needed to film 3 strikes that day. He bowled 3 in a row on the first take. Audience reaction is genuine.
  3. gunjunkie45

    PortaJohn

    Pshh! Don't you know you're in the presence of Inca royalty?!
  4. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I don't have a mullet. Thank you very much!
  5. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I can relocate joists. You just need to talk to me before you butcher your way to where you need to go. I was a remodeling carpenter for about 10 years of my career. Anything can be done. It's gonna cost the homeowners some money, but it can be done. In all honesty, when I worked in the...
  6. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Gonna be having some spam and eggs for dinner.
  7. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    On a kitchen remodel, I was on my way out on a Friday. Leaned on the laundry side of a shared wall. Drywall still on the laundry side. Felt it move. Looked back on the kitchen side to see the HVAC guy had cut a foot off the bottom of every stud in the wall and run ductwork across the whole run...
  8. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I'd laugh harder if the whole thing was caused by HVAC. Those guys are the bane of structural integrity. I don't know what they teach them, but I do know it's not "Ask the carpenter before you hack shit out of your way." I've never had another trade do anything careless without talking to me...
  9. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Not only did they cut out the vertical web, but then they thought it'd be cool to hang everything off the top chord? Fucking genius!
  10. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Those wheeled magnets vary greatly in strength. You don't want a shitty homeowner quality one. You need to look at a commercial roofing supplier. ABC is the big one in my part of the country. Trust me, the commercial grade ones will pick up your nails. I borrowed one from work last year to...
  11. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

    First time you've seen Dirty D?
  12. gunjunkie45

    The moment you think you got it figured

    You know when you're sure That no one gives a crap You're on the right track It's a fact And when you believe Things are good It's guaranteed You're up your ass It's a fact Morons rule the world And it's shitty place No one ever asked to be born It's a fact You know every time You think you've...
  13. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I played Xbox1. My oldest boy was little when it came out, I had just gotten divorced from his mom... Figured it'd be a big gift that would make me seem cool. The games were honestly way better than anything when I was a kid. We got into call of duty. I played the first couple for the story...
  14. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I was in high-school in the 90s. I had a buddy who's first car was a 75 Olds delta 88. That fool could drive!. He had 70's boats as long as I knew him after. At least 20 years.
  15. gunjunkie45

    Wtf is this lone survivor or lone runner stuff about?

    In case I ever write a book... I was just an Airborne Chemical Operations Specialist. I was in the 82nd but didn't do anything super cool. Anything cool in my book is a lie. Just for future reference.
  16. gunjunkie45

    Wtf is this lone survivor or lone runner stuff about?

    S What is the true story, or where can I find it?
  17. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

    Converse is the dress shoe of the bull dyke.
  18. gunjunkie45

    PortaJohn

    Where can my friends buy a few of these?
  19. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Anyone else watch the types of "demonstrations" and imagine a couple M134s in the windows above? Asking for a friend.
  20. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Or an enlarged prostate...
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