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  1. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    It’s a kit that clones your pecker… good news it’s 80% off right now… you can totally pleasure multiple men at the same time!
  2. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Calm down… ain’t no one need your clone a Willy.. we all have #2 pencils
  3. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Sure, but she’s probably a loss cause. Chronic headaches… constantly tired… doesn’t feel good. Thats a habitual liar, there ain’t no helping them.
  4. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Someone with the nick name of “The d” is like a pencil dicked dude driving a squatted truck. When it comes to deed he’s incapable.
  5. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Determining factor is: do you swallow? Be very careful, your answer puts your application on the bottom or on the top. If you do butt stuff, there’s a bonus.
  6. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    It ain’t no surprise. My motto is “to keep a man happy you gotta keep his stomach full and his balls empty.”
  7. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? My tmj has been acting up, slacker.
  8. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Who needs covers?!
  9. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Great movie!!! One of my favs!!!! I feel honored to have a gif reply as such! ❤️
  10. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Ain’t no reason to come out until you fuckers start taking my penis away to deal with this.
  11. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Under Franks blanket
  12. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    No. They ain’t even worth it. And it hasn’t taken some effort this has been a two week drama and he’s still dealing with it.
  13. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Plain and simple, some of you have been messing with Franks time because of your audacity. Knock it the fuck off think about someone else before running your cock holsters, ESPECIALLY taking the drama from this forum onto another. Actions equal consequences. Your time on forum doesn’t protect...
  14. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    I’m here for the melt downs…
  15. Sparky

    Shooting after Clavicle Surgery

    Haha. So funny. So original.
  16. Sparky

    Shooting after Clavicle Surgery

    Broken both clavicles. I would do what the doctor says. They ain’t telling you, you can’t shoot. Just asking that you WAIT until after a full recovery. I broke mine riding horses. I was a sore as a fags ass after. Clavicles are tricky you else get no surgery or you have to wait it out. I...
  17. Sparky

    SHOTshow 2024

    You can get two shirts by going to both booths!
  18. Sparky

    SHOTshow 2024

    TJ!!! Where Caesar dressing was invented! Too many Europeans for the D show there. But TJ? Right there!
  19. Sparky

    SHOTshow 2024

    I’ve been there! I rode the zip line there! Went over the top of the scene from the helicopter crash from Predator, and I’m a huge Predator fan! I was in heaven!
  20. Sparky

    SHOTshow 2024

    I’d pick that before pizza!!! To be completely honest. Street tacos are simple, they don’t bother my tummy. But pizza… my gawd. No. So it better be good!!!