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  1. hankpac

    PortaJohn

    That’s going to be those Houston Amish.
  2. hankpac

    PortaJohn

    Since most of Congress has law degrees, they’d end up in JAG, which is a cesspool, already. However a mandatory deployment in an all Congress rifle platoon, would be good for cleaning up Congress.
  3. hankpac

    PortaJohn

    See “ Liberia”. We gave them their own country. They didn’t go.
  4. hankpac

    PortaJohn

    Before the narrative gains traction, the red eye, mask or not, lizard or not, is a subconjunctival hematoma. Could happen to anyone. No BFD.
  5. hankpac

    Greatest Post Apocalyptic Movie of all time ?

    The Day the World Ended. 1950’s
  6. hankpac

    6 Days After Celebrating '100% Renewable Power', Spain Blames "Rare Atmospheric Phenomenon" For Nation's Largest Blackout In History

    He was at least a Colonel, possibly a one star General. He was looking for information, but like many, didn’t quite know what to ask, so he inquired about dollars, since most projects come down to that. Your answer, even citing your lack of knowledge as to cost, was exactly what he needed to...
  7. hankpac

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Reminds me of the woman who wanted the butcher to give her something different. He suggested Tongue. She said she wouldn’t eat anything that came out of an animal’s mouth, so he told her to go to the Dairy Case and get some eggs.
  8. hankpac

    Wow! I mean WOW! If you are a Texan, READ THIS!

    Wow. Just like Texas! Private land, have to obtain permission… Is this a glaring case of some asshole making a good state into the shithole he just left? Doing exactly what he’s complaining about? Say it ain’t so.
  9. hankpac

    Maggie’s Mower purchase

    If your church doesn’t have someone who is going to dedicate maintenance work, and keep that machine in top form, better hire the work done. It’ll be a pile of junk before you know it.
  10. hankpac

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Looks like that in front of my Eye Doctor’s office!
  11. hankpac

    So.......

    Doc: You are talking about Revolution, and a pretty disorganized one, at that. Nothing good will come of an unorganized effort of that sort. Two examples to draw from: In Texas, then called the Tejanos, who had lived there for a couple of centuries, and had fought against two successive Crowns...
  12. hankpac

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I can hear it now, “Ok, now crank it. NO!! Fuck, I said just bump it, fer chrisakes, you idiot! Now I got my sleeve in the pulley, and the screwdriver in the timing hole. Stupidmuth……….mumble mumble…”
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    He’s Colombian, not Mexican.
  14. hankpac

    Maggie’s THE "NOM NOM NOM" THREAD

    Sourdough. Started recently, moved to perfection, rapidly. Needless to say, I bought her all the proper tools of the trade. The sandwiches around here (which have always been superb) took a major step upward.
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    There’s a reason these are called “Doctor Killers”
  16. hankpac

    And another one.

    I’m sorry, I don’t speak Jive.
  17. hankpac

    As a kid in the 50's & early 60's you could believe most people & the news, be it

    Yes, as a matter of fact, it is still sold. Without the Dioxin, so they say. 2,4,5,t might still be used in the UK.