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  1. TheHorta

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Is your wife a dude? If not, does she know you have The Ghey?
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    No one else wants to say it so I will.

    You know you’ve arrived when all you have to complain about in life is Ambi controls on your gun.
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    Karla Sophia Gascon

    Real name: Juan Carlos Gascón Still looks like (and is): Juan Carlos Gascón Mental disorder.
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    Donald Trump SLAMS Sermon, After Bishop Pleads For Immigrants, Transgender Rights

    I genuinely care little for what anyone thinks about this. The Scriptures are plain and clear: 1) Woman “bishop” = SIN 2) LGBTQIA+ anything = SIN 3) “Bishop” involvement in politics = SIN 4) Condoning antichrist values = SIN 5) Calling Episcopals “Christian” is like calling Nazis “Jewish”.
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    Liberals nearly 600% more likely to have mental health issues than Conservatives.

    I have a longtime acquaintance who is a “genetic psychology” professor at one of the most prestigious universities in the world. We were chatting about various things (prompted by the inauguration, and I’m sure you can guess his personal persuation on that subject) when he went into that they...
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    Burt G: List of every SH User Name he's ever had

    Burt was recalled to his office in the J Edgar Hoover building.
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    Snow-pocolypse 2025

    Someone redo this with Flips.
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    Snow-pocolypse 2025

    We got 2 inches here in Bama. Everyone is dead… except our sheep. They seem OK with it.
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    How heartless can a human really be?

    Most live ones aren’t in bags. They’re dumped and hide just off the road, usually behind a pasture fence or in a bush. About a month ago we spotted a bag. The dogs ran over and tore it open. Inside were two dead adult turkeys, fully feathered and not dressed. Dogs tore them up and chowed down...
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    Government monitoring bank transactions and immigration check point.??

    Pre-marriage, Pre-TSA, early 1990’s, returning from a somewhat raucous trip to Bogota my douchebag “Best Man” stuffed a Ziploc baggie of white flour into my carryon backpack and wrote “NOT COCAINE!” on it in big black Sharpie. I was held overnight at a gnarly jail in Bogota. Worst part was, I...
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    How heartless can a human really be?

    It’s insane, but it has been like this for years. All farmland, no streetlights, long duration between cars on the road, no houses within eyeshot. Basically the perfect dumping ground. Just found another one tonight. Live male Kangal-looking dog. Not much past puppyhood. Will take photos...
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Bea Arthur was a Marine, but that’s not a photo of her. I’m assuming that’s A.I. generated. This is her real photo:
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    How heartless can a human really be?

    We currently have 8 dogs and 9 cats — all of them throwaways from the same 1,000-foot radius area on our street. This was taken last week. “Moose” is the latest find. She’s the one standing over the yellow lab (Eden). We had to amputate Eden’s right front leg, shoulder and all. Behind Moose and...
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    How heartless can a human really be?

    Most of us have seen some pretty horrible things and met some seriously evil people. My wife and I walk a few miles together each day. For some reason, in the rural Deep South, many people have absolutely no natural sympathy for animals. It is shocking how often we run across dead or dying...
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    Giving up booze.

    Bring back Prohibition and the Temperance Movement!
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    Firearms Price Drop: Barrett M107 Limited Edition Mil Kit

    Is the tank brake removeable?
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    Home dog euthanasia

    I hate doing it and, as Myron said, it definitely sticks with you, but I don’t want a stranger putting my family animals down, so I take them on “The Last Walk” and do it myself. I want the last thing they see to be someone who loves them. Sub-X 300BLK is quick and quiet.