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  1. chorizo

    Gitmo cluster fuck

    Not uncommon. Saw lots of Aviators post Vietnam that became JAG lawyers. In the 80's lots of Grunts became lawyers during the draw down. It is common as it is easier to make a lawyer out of a Marine than it is to make a Marine out of a lawyer (or law student)
  2. chorizo

    Gitmo cluster fuck

    All over authority....to quote Eric Cartman, the Judge (the AF colonel) is saying, "Respect my authority". The defense civilian lawyers, who are the "learned counsel" for death penalty cases, objected to being monitored while talking with their clients and refused to participate in the defense...
  3. chorizo

    Gitmo cluster fuck

    He qualified....if the minimum isn't good enough, why is it called the minimum? I would rather he shoot expert with his mouth, than his rifle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=2JfzMqwltHk
  4. chorizo

    Gitmo cluster fuck

    Hey, he is a lawyer. His T/O weapon is his mouth, not a firearm. It used to be we only had ONE BG Lawyer in the Corps...the HMFIC of all the lawyers....that changed during the first Gulf War when they assigned the Base command of Camp Pendleton to a lawyer BG. GITMO is the right place for...
  5. chorizo

    Gitmo cluster fuck

    Let's see now....a fucking Air Force Colonel confines a Marine Brigadier General to his quarters for 17 days and fines him $1000? Now THAT is a cluster fuck.
  6. chorizo

    November 4th... what will happen?

    You are seriously delusional. Quick, kit up. http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
  7. chorizo

    Crock of Shit Number 2

    VaRandy, this should explain it all to you, until your meds are refilled. http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/
  8. chorizo

    Gitmo cluster fuck

    Cluster fuck? Only if you consider lawyers being lawyers a cluster fuck. On second thought, lawyers being lawyers IS a cluster fuck.
  9. chorizo

    Any other Marines help me decipher this photo?

    BogeyBrown nailed it. MCRD staff getting ready for a unit run. Note all the Guidons of the various units, the varying age, females and postures. A full mix of DI, admin clerks, senior NCOs, Officers and junior pencil pushers.
  10. chorizo

    Ghosts&Goblins or the lack there of

    They were all down at the 1313 having a beer.
  11. chorizo

    Suppressors Gemtech suppressed carrier review.

    Call Joey at Gemtech: (208) 939-7222 He will do everything he can to make it right.
  12. chorizo

    Alas, Poor Eric

    You guys should apply for SecDef: Known knowns, Know unknowns, Unknown unknowns. Rumsfeld: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because, as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to...
  13. chorizo

    Playing stupid games..........

    Light him up??????? I don't think so. It would be really hard to explain how he fit the AOJ triangle. At most he was justified in receiving harsh words and hard looks.
  14. chorizo

    Catalunyan Parliament Votes Secretly to Secede From Spain: Civil Unrest Will Follow

    With the Germans in the same area the bar should be renamed: Bodega La Barriga speedo by ChorizoUSMC, on Flickr
  15. chorizo

    Catalunyan Parliament Votes Secretly to Secede From Spain: Civil Unrest Will Follow

    Watching Brits in Spain is like watching a possum eating shit.....amusing, but ultimately disgusting, making you wonder why you watch them in the first place.
  16. chorizo

    Catalunyan Parliament Votes Secretly to Secede From Spain: Civil Unrest Will Follow

    I love the line "There are more Spanish flags in Barcelona than when Franco marched in." There are some puckered assholes in the region right now, none more than Puigdemont's
  17. chorizo

    Catalunyan Parliament Votes Secretly to Secede From Spain: Civil Unrest Will Follow

    Prefiro un chato de Rioja, gracias. I was just explaining that to someone.....The right in Spain is equal politically to what we call a Clinton Democrat here in the USA.
  18. chorizo

    Catalunyan Parliament Votes Secretly to Secede From Spain: Civil Unrest Will Follow

    He was just covering his ass for his court trial. He needed to show he asked for PEACEFUL protests, because the penalty for his acts, if he incites violence, is 5X, from 5-10 years to 25 to 50 years. Hell even the "moderate" socialists of PSOE are condemning the declaration and are supporting...
  19. chorizo

    Catalunyan Parliament Votes Secretly to Secede From Spain: Civil Unrest Will Follow

    Los Moros ya estan in Catalunia...refugiados. Lo peor de todo es la idea que los catalanes son "diferentes" o de diferente sangre. Tontos?.....posiblemente......Diferente? ....Carajo! The only "boot on the neck" has been the Catalan's boot on the weak socialist central government's neck under...
  20. chorizo

    Catalunyan Parliament Votes Secretly to Secede From Spain: Civil Unrest Will Follow

    The pool is shallower than I thought. http://military.wikia.com/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln_Brigade http://www.nationalreview.com/article/419108/unwelcome-truth-teller-about-spanish-civil-war-ron-capshaw