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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
Well I'm not here to name names, but some of you may have noticed that I started making jokes about someone's mother, and they abruptly abandoned this thread -- that they normally check into every day. Well I think a lot of us assume everyone here is a hard-as-nails alpha-dog insensitive to...- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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The Enduring One-Legged Broom Salesman
Since everyone is the mood for sentimental stories, here's one about my sister: When she was 10 (12?) a kid from around the neighbourhood grabbed her on the playground at school, forced a kiss on her, and said "I love you, and some day I'm going to marry you!" Well, they too were married right...- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Maggie’s So you think your four year old is talented?
Looks like they have it set up so his legs can reach the pedals. Kid could probably drive a car better than his parents.- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Maggie’s So you think your four year old is talented?
It caught my interest as we had called a few piano instructors at age four and they thought that was too early. Doesn't look that way to me. Kid had to have been at it for a while.- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
Come on 1J04, hang in there buddy! Oh wait, poor choice of words?- Cartman
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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
His silence is making me nervous. If they find 1J04 naked and hanging above a bunch of pictures of his mom I'm freaking quitting internet forums.- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
Sure, sure, and we're to believe Sirhrmechanic doesn't have a flashlight, shovel, and tube of lube?- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Maggie’s So you think your four year old is talented?
The other day I came across the following line video link: Roses are red Violets are blue Somewhere there's an Asian kid better than you <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/omuYi2Vhgjo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> And while I'm not convinced he's...- Cartman
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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
Let me guess: you're banging 1J04's mom and she showed you his baby pictures. Now you're posting them all over the net. Not cool Sirhrmechanic, not cool at all. At least 1J04 has friends like me to stand up for him and call you out on your dickery Sir. You're welcome 1J04. You can always...- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Always Remember, when things look their bleakest....
Well here's sumptin -- my kid and Powdahound's kid just had a grand ole time running around Legoland today.- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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The Enduring One-Legged Broom Salesman
Can you even walk into HD or Lowes and buy quality American made broom of that size for $18.50? Wish I could find that guy around here. And yes, I totally appreciate stories like this. But it just makes me sad recalling the days when guys could work certain honest jobs, with honest labour, and...- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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The Enduring One-Legged Broom Salesman
Gold star post right here.- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Always Remember, when things look their bleakest....
PM inbound!- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
No. I could have made out with her on the spot. I chickened out. I think that's what your getting at right? If I were spinning a story, I would have said I kissed her. I'm admitting to blowing that chance and I think I look stupid as a result. Doubly so because I could have called her to...- Cartman
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- Forum: The Bear Pit
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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Police kill 15 year old boy in San diego.
My experience as well.- Cartman
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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
I had a chance to make out with Stephanie Seymour when she was in her prime -- but I fudged it up. Over the top dirty talking, leaning in more and more, finally our lips were about half an inch apart and she was about to kiss me -- and I backed up! Looking back it's a wonder I was able to hold...- Cartman
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Always Remember, when things look their bleakest....
Love some of these threads how they take surprising turns. Makes me shake my head at all those overly modded sites where threads are moved, closed, and posts deleted for being "off topic". Calguns is like that. But I have no choice but to check in from time to time to make sure there hasn't been...- Cartman
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