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  1. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    BENDER… you little sneaky bastard.
  2. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    I’m sure she’d be more than happy to strap that bad boy (being generous) on and fuck you with it.
  3. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    I used my thumb calm down
  4. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Missing Flipparonie
  5. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    They come in multiple colors… and only $27 you all can go fuck each other…
  6. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    It’s a kit that clones your pecker… good news it’s 80% off right now… you can totally pleasure multiple men at the same time!
  7. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Calm down… ain’t no one need your clone a Willy.. we all have #2 pencils
  8. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Sure, but she’s probably a loss cause. Chronic headaches… constantly tired… doesn’t feel good. Thats a habitual liar, there ain’t no helping them.
  9. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Someone with the nick name of “The d” is like a pencil dicked dude driving a squatted truck. When it comes to deed he’s incapable.
  10. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Determining factor is: do you swallow? Be very careful, your answer puts your application on the bottom or on the top. If you do butt stuff, there’s a bonus.
  11. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    It ain’t no surprise. My motto is “to keep a man happy you gotta keep his stomach full and his balls empty.”
  12. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? My tmj has been acting up, slacker.
  13. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Who needs covers?!
  14. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Great movie!!! One of my favs!!!! I feel honored to have a gif reply as such! ❤️
  15. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Ain’t no reason to come out until you fuckers start taking my penis away to deal with this.
  16. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Under Franks blanket
  17. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    No. They ain’t even worth it. And it hasn’t taken some effort this has been a two week drama and he’s still dealing with it.
  18. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    Plain and simple, some of you have been messing with Franks time because of your audacity. Knock it the fuck off think about someone else before running your cock holsters, ESPECIALLY taking the drama from this forum onto another. Actions equal consequences. Your time on forum doesn’t protect...
  19. Sparky

    Some of you guys are in for a surprise

    I’m here for the melt downs…
  20. Sparky

    Shooting after Clavicle Surgery

    Haha. So funny. So original.