Hey @Dirty D don't listen to these assholes. They just poke fun at you because you get all the fat chicks. I picked you up something nice at the farmer's market today.
They should let some of those reporters from CNN, MSNBC, NPR, BBC and Al Jazira imbed with them as they deliver those loads. Then have a snafu at the destination and leave the reporters there too.
Is that supposed to be a flex? Are you trying to flex on a guy from the most elite military unit on the planet when he tells how to make a quick judgement how far away a person is?