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  1. TheHorta

    Get ready for the Cartels to step up their game,...

    Legalize / Decriminalize all drugs. Domestic production only. Ending demand eliminates supply.
  2. TheHorta

    Saw this on the book of face

    Resist the urge to stick your peepee in it.
  3. TheHorta

    Physical Fitness Mushroom Hunters! Will this kill me?

    OK… just had the squirts. Seems kinda quick. Only been a half hour, so could be something else.
  4. TheHorta

    Physical Fitness Mushroom Hunters! Will this kill me?

    The whole “Beaver Butt Gland tastes like raspberries” must be a wild story.
  5. TheHorta

    Physical Fitness Mushroom Hunters! Will this kill me?

    We about to find out…
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    Physical Fitness Mushroom Hunters! Will this kill me?

    Picked a few from the base of a tree on our property. Grilled it up with some butter and salt, along with some lamb chops from our sheep, and tenderloin from our hogs. Wanna chow down, but will this: A) be harmless, taste fantastic, chow down Shroomhound! B) it won’t kill you, but you will be...
  7. TheHorta

    Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

    Maybe she has a “Snapper.”
  8. TheHorta

    FAFO

    $19,000 ?!?! Seriously… a Charbucks “Barista” could pay that off. What frickin’ skewl did she go to that was only $19K ?
  9. TheHorta

    Zogbots brings in APC and murder man over tall grass bylaw

    I, for one, am glad they unalived this pile of bovine feces. It was only a matter of time before he began Jaywalking and listening to Joe Rogan. They did us all a service.
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    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    So… Jay literally drove his wife crazy…
  11. TheHorta

    EXTORTION 17

    Sadly, this was VERY preventable. CoC was a huge failure. Makes you wonder.
  12. TheHorta

    What is this?

    Vaginal cyst. A big one.
  13. TheHorta

    This has to stop

    Feral. Like trapped animals.
  14. TheHorta

    When your trying to prove your worth,

    Well… now that you mention it…
  15. TheHorta

    When your trying to prove your worth,

    You’re just jealous that your peepee is small. ^^^^^______________^^^^
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    When your trying to prove your worth,

    People who know how to use “your” and “you’re” properly are automatically worth more…
  17. TheHorta

    Maggie’s Felon smuggling 200+ guns and selling to gang members

    No photos of perp. *Scratches head*
  18. TheHorta

    Backup generators - I've used them for decades. My take..

    Out of all fuel options, diesel has the most energy content per gallon. It has a longer shelf life than gasoline, but for long-term storage, propane is king. Do you NEED to bury the tank? That seems excessive, but I’m in rural Alabama and can have a backhoe dig me a hole for $200, so whadda I...
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    Backup generators - I've used them for decades. My take..

    Do you have Natural Gas? If propane can’t happen, then diesel makes a better option, unless you’re in an area that gets REALLY cold for long periods, then gas may be better.