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  1. Alphatreedog

    Nyent 11 whyit you botherin me

    So ran some errands after dinner last night. Blue button down for Graduation Party, 511 and check . Top off gas in truck. Check . Stop for a 12 pack . Holy Mother a Homeless Crackhead ax juggling wackadoo . I pull into the parking lot and Slotard the bicycle ridin clown is weaving in and out...
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    Car alarms

    If LoJack is still a thing get it . I personally know of 3 incidents where car was recovered within hours . On a side note I took had a Charger . It was the Samuel L Jackson Edition . No shit . First 3 letters of the license plate were MFC . It was the Mother Fuckin Charger as it came to be...
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    Dad 72 getting shoulder replacement advice.

    Movement is life . Gotta do the PT . He's gonna hurt sittin on the sofa or gettin up and moving .
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    Is this the Final Tap

    Oh shit . Now I gotta watch again . Don't remember that line . Gotta say though the bass player's foil covered cucumber recently inspired me to wave my newly acquired forearm hardware thru a metal detector .
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    Is this the Final Tap

    Smell the glove album release party , Fuckin epic .
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    Avoiding Pickpockets in Europe?

    A Buddy of mine back in the day smoked . When we went to areas with street urchins he'd invert his cigarette in his fingers . Any little fuck'd try him he'd tap on the forehead with the lit end . Funnier than fuck to watch some little gypsy fuck swattin his forehead and face while squelin.😆 I've...
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    Is this the Final Tap

    This is up there with stripes . How Dafugg you never seent it ?
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    Three Mother$%#*ing leftiist run states... almost a half billion dollars in fraud

    High Speed rail is the description of his whole tenure as Gov. . He's been railing Cali in the ass at light speed for years .
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    Guess My State Dodged A Bullet

    We need to run from the Demoncrat playbook . Put up an African female American corpse on a stainless steel table . Manufacture a bullshit history on her . Tell everyone how she identifies as a gender fluid possum that's feining death to rebel against the homophobic white man's societal...
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    People who dump kittens and puppies should be strung up….

    Can't find the Boo Boo lip emoji .
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    The Ring of fire is awaking

    All of the Democrats have telephone pole hard ons over the thought of this . Especially noticable in the Dem women. They're dreaming about the hundreds of millions of dollars in fund raising the can pilfer . Did I say pilfer ? Hmm. I meant fuggin steal cause fuck you serf . Oh yeah and your tax...
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    People who dump kittens and puppies should be strung up….

    My son refers to our Malinois as "Murder Puppy" . Says she wants to kill everything and everyone . While I agree she can still be quite affectionate. When in trouble or corrected she'll heave herself into your lap leaning back into you lookin fer love . Honestly the most unique personalitied dog...
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    This has the feel of a vendetta , not just a political disagreement

    Who did it better ? What ? To soon ?
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    Shooting at the Blackstone building in NYC

    And Bullshit . I was surfin YouTube on the tv when I saw this pop up . Saw at least a half a dozen stills of the guy with an ak pistol . This is the shit that convinces me it's staged . This plus the numbers were 2 , 3, 4 and 5 from different outlets . Mother Fuckers couldn't report the truth...
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    FEELS SO GOOD

    Couldn't name 1 Chuck Mangione song yet can hear it in my mind . Enjoyed his work .
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    Its slowly ramping up everywhere.

    Obviously more violence from Mega Maga against minorities.
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    Walmart mass-stabbing

    Pat I'll take Stupid Questions for $500 . What is " Why do you need a gun " ?
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    Tactical Restaurant Seating

    Before I tell you you need to answer a few questions . - What is your max bench press ? ___________ Lbs - Number of bow kills _______ - Concrete work. Yes/No - Have you ever shined Velcro Sneakers ? Yes/No - What are your preferred pronouns ? ______________ - Moa or Mil ? - 9mm...