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  1. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    I'm aware. Thanks anyway Cliff.
  2. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    During the last one I asked to talk to the infectious disease doctor. "What do I need to do to not get this again?" And "How's did this get in my house?!" Answer to killing it. Bleach your towels, sheets and blankets, wash in hot water. If you've had an outbreak, wash in Hibacleanse once a...
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    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Joke is funny. I had my index finger do that once. Boss man asked me why I had to take a few days off for an "infection ". I was waiting for my finger to explode. Fucker looked like a brat. Apparently a staph infection that cleared up after a couple days of going to the infusion clinic for some...
  4. gunjunkie45

    Time pieces/Watches?

    Second hand , the silver one.
  5. gunjunkie45

    Time pieces/Watches?

    I sent my Seiko Turtle to Carlos. Apparently all is well with it. I figured if he was willing, we may as well mod it a bit. Sent him a sapphire double dome crystal, a ceramic bezel insert, and a new second hand. Bezel
  6. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Not necessarily gay, just Australian. I understand the confusion.
  7. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    5 feet. That's honestly the biggest Bull I've ever seen. That dentist probably has the smallest penis imaginable, but he didn't post a pic of that... I could dream of harvesting something like that, but the moment you start charging by the point, I think " this is fucking gay". and I drop out.
  8. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Anyone else notice that the writing on the flag changed after the paint started flying? AI I guess.
  9. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    If they sent me a 34 year old Escort Coswrth, I'd be pretty frickin excited actually.
  10. gunjunkie45

    PortaJohn

    Anyone else want to try that at home? Just to see what happens? In Minecraft of course.
  11. gunjunkie45

    PortaJohn

    Mine are fraternal and barely seem related. One looks like me, other like his mom. Completely different personalities. The lesson is don't knock up a woman who's coming into menopause, they drop extra eggs and you're much more likely to get an unexpected twofer.
  12. gunjunkie45

    Someone murdered Charlie Kirk

    Ahh, the Greeks and their love of micro penises, making little dudes think they're normal for thousands of years.
  13. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

    Don't the Germans speak Urdu now? Or is that England?
  14. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    I'm taking my morning break, sitting in my van because it's raining. I hear something from the passenger side and look over to see a mouse jumping up and down in the passenger door well. I opened the door and let him out. He probably hitched a ride from my house.
  15. gunjunkie45

    Time pieces/Watches?

    Really?! PM me your info.
  16. gunjunkie45

    Time pieces/Watches?

    My Seiko turtle died today. It had been my daily wear watch the past month or two. I was digging out a stump this morning. The shock was apparently too much for it. I did actually have the thought that it probably wasn't great for my watch as I chopped through a root. At any rate it's stopped...
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    PortaJohn

    HEE-HAW! Them titties though...
  18. gunjunkie45

    Porkbelly.... for you cooks out there!

    If you want bacon, you'll want to cure it at the very least, smoking is optional but preferred. Curing salt and seasoning of your choice. Store at 50 degrees for a couple weeks. Look up recipes for cured bacon pork belly. It's not difficult. First time I did it as part of a class at a butcher...
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    Would you go into witness protection?

    My wife and I have already agreed on our new names. Oscar and Lydia Spumante. We picked our names from a cheap bottle of champagne at a motel we stayed in.
  20. gunjunkie45

    Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

    Ummm... That's Chris Rock.
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