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FWIW, I don't nuke the spoon, but do nuke the ice cream. You will be able to taste it better if it's not frozen rock hard. Taste buds are like your fingers--they work better when they're not super cold.

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And yours is tucker301, right?

Two buddies, Joe and Moe go out to hunt feral hogs. They decide to split up and try to drive the hogs toward each other. When they meet up, Moe is skinning a big porker. "Nice hog, Moe, but I didn't hear you shoot." "I uglied it to death." "You're pulling my leg. I don't believe you. Now how did...

What SOS's not stopping to check out the truck driver or offer aid. Too bad it wasn't them.

They've found a device that can cure anorexia in women. It's a wedding ring.

You drink tea out of a teacup and coffee out of a coffee cup. So what's a pee cup? That's what the Mexicans ride around in. Why were there only 2000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? They only had 100 pee cups.

Remember, no matter how hot and sexy she looks, talks and acts, somebody somewhere is sick and tired of taking her crap.

I've been doing that for many years but never got $ for it.... however.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUKolh8Q9hA#t=101

No such container on Pantene's website.

They say if you're Scottish hearing the bagpipes can bring tears to your eyes. And if you're not Scottish hearing the bagpipes can bring tears to your eyes.