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    Maggie’s Be nice when you golf

    A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, “I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?”The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, “No, you CANNOT play through.” He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, “I can’t believe you...
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    Maggie’s Fish

    83 fish in a tank 27 drowned. How many fish are left?...... STOP counting stupid ass. Fish can't drown!
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    Maggie’s Midget and Boots

    My first time here so please be gentle There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to a doctor to see what could be done to relieve the...