1. bowtie4x4295

    Maggie’s Milk bath blond

    > A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her > > beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to > > leave 25 gallons of milk. > > When the milkman read the note, he felt there > > must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 > > gallons. > > So he knocked on the door to...
  2. T

    Maggie’s Blond again

    A young blonde woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Bourne Bridge . She was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said "Look, you have so much...