jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will...

Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP! Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out. Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said...

What do Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods have in common? They are both famous for playing with little white balls. What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG. Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but...

Got these in this morning, and thought I would share. Distant Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...

OK, thought this might be a fun one to start, forgive me if its been done before. Ill start things off: Chuck Norris was suppose to have a twin brother but he did not survive chucks nine months practice of floating rondhouse kicks. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who never...