Is it still available?
Wait... you got one too ? I thought he picked me... and only me...Too bad muthafuckas! EVERYTHING in the PX is going to be purchased by me in the next 10 minutes.
I just got $2,000,000.00 richer now thanks to a philanthropist who selected MY email out of a random list. As soon as I reply to him with my bank account info, ALL the shit here is gonna be mine...
(I wasn't the recipient... Copypasted)