A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana
and he sees a sign in front of a broken down
shanty-style
house: 'Talking Dog
For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So,
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
when
I was pretty young..
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all
they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and
world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting
around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I
decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some
undercover security, wandering near
suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals.' 'I
got married, had a
mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
and he sees a sign in front of a broken down
shanty-style
house: 'Talking Dog
For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So,
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
when
I was pretty young..
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all
they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and
world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting
around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I
decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some
undercover security, wandering near
suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals.' 'I
got married, had a
mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
