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Maggie’s 3 roses

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Minuteman
  • Jun 19, 2004
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    A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

    Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

    Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

    Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

    The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself'

    'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago,

    ''And what about the third rose?' she asked.

    'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

     
    Re: 3 roses

    OMG that's funny. For an ear infection, would he use ear wash or a douche
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    . Hey wait, I have hairy ears, you don't think...
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    Re: 3 roses

    WOW.......that is great, hairy ears!!! Now every time i see someone with them i am going to have to laugh!! Arcorey, do you find yourself playing with your ears alot!!!! LOL
     
    Re: 3 roses

    Actually I have noticed I'm constantly sticking stuff in my ears, keys, q-tips, fingers. Wait a minute, I think my wife might have lesbian tendencies
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    There are a couple threads that are 12 years old with an f’d up reply that he has brought back from the dead. Looks fishy, maybe a mod should look into it with all the crazy stuff happening here lately.