5,593 fucking pages of WTF...

[Blue Sky Country]

Yep. You read that right... 5,593 pages of pure, industrial grade

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Here it is:

"COVID-19 Relief Bill"... PDF download begins automatically. There is actually some truly bizarre and hilarious shit in there. Share your highlights here when you find them. There is something about 'wild horses' and ownership claims to horses on property. There is also some REALLY bizarre stuff regarding the Dalai Lama's reincarnation or something like that. Pure fucking fuckery in there. This is this week's WTF highlight.

https://rules.house.gov/sites/democrats.rules.house.gov/files/BILLS-116HR133SA-RCP-116-68.pdf

 

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how else are you going to shoe horn in a bunch of bullshit if you cant write 5,000 page bills and give everyone 2 hrs to read it before you vote?

they really need to enact a policy that all bills are passed 1 at a time, and it needs to be written in plain english and must fit on a standard piece of 8.5 x 11 paper.

 

[hafejd30]

There’s a reason it’s that long.....

If we’re going to pay for this, the money should stay here. Doesn’t have to go directly to the American people. But counting fish.....what the fuck does that have to do with relief. Also all the money to other countries....???

 

[Jscb1b]

5,593 pieces of ass wipe.

 

[Snipe260]

Guess Nancy will get her tits lifted for a fifth time and some odor reducing surgery for her cunt! Biden will get a new brain transplant shipped from China with a new sniffing sensor for his nose! All on our dime of course!

 

[Not a Sniper]

Guess Nancy will get her tits lifted for a fifth time and some odor reducing surgery for her cunt! Biden will get a new brain transplant shipped from China with a new sniffing sensor for his nose! All on our dime of course!

She needs too-she is gonna trip over those things any day now and we all know it is fun and games till they trip and cannot get up.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Trump kicking that bullshit down the road. Booyah

 

[woogie_man]

They got two hours to read it...how long did it take to print that many pages off?

 

[Winningdog]

They got two hours to read it...how long did it take to print that many pages off?

What disturbs me most about this, they still voted for it. No way anyone of them had time to read it. When I think about all those politicians, I picture each and every one of them scrambling around, running their own retirement scam. A widows and orphan fund just for them and family. With no thought given to the country or it's people, no concern or fear.

 

[BGE541]

Welp looks like a bunch of BS backfilling friends and businesses with big $$$ while pissing away and hopes of downsizing Gov.

 

[BGE541]

Oh wait look at all the $ going to transportation...

President Joe Biden to nominate Pete Buttigieg for Secretary of Transportation

 

[10ring'r]

This is why our .gov, keeps increasing our taxes. Our F'n .gov, just bleeds F'n $$ out of this country. Who g.a.f, about the F'n Arts, museums, Kennedy Center, non-essential shit?? And F'n racehorse owners getting a F'n tax break?? WTF, the F'n places are SHUT-DOWN and nobody is able to go there and see/experience any of the shit! Let them survive on the profits they made and donations that were given. We have hard working, tax paying, people/families, that are F'n hurting/suffering out there, and we're worried about the F'n Arts?? WTF?? AND... I won't even get into all the Trillions of F'ing $$ we are giving to these other F'n countries, for stupid shit. These F'n politicians need to be dealt with, in the worst of ways. Mac

 

[SilentStalkr]

Don’t worry gents. They pass one more of these and the American dollar will be worthless. Yep. You read that correctly.

 

[Animal357]

We have to pass it so we know what's in it!