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She has some hair in her pits, but so do I. She has some age now, but so do I. and she sure sounds better than that guy posted above that can't grow a good beard.
Given the chance I would love to tie a bale with her, pit hair and all.
She has some $$$ so maybe she would buy me a helicopter after I tickled her thighs with my beard.
At this point, I don't think Oprah loves me. No Buick, and no helicopter, for me and she has never responded to any of my many many love letters. Woe is me.
 
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