(A)1J04 Fell On the Internet and Broke It

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https://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-why-a-chunk-of-the-internet-just-got-screwed-up-192753865.html

Who knew that it was in his back yard?

 

[2ndamendfan]

From west coast to east coast that was one big propane tank.

 

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From west coast to east coast that was one big propane tank.

You didn't see it? Tucker posted a picture of it.

 

[1J04]

Fake News.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I don't know about you, but I use propane-powered wi-fi. In the really rural areas, they run the Internet by rubbing two sticks together.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[AIAW]

Fake News.

It is fake news! I work in this industry so here goes my quick rant on what "the web" is today from the perspective of your average democratic ass-hat.

Like Imgur, Dropbox, Slack, Snapchat’s Bitmoji, AWS or even Facebook are "The Internet". God forbid something useful go down other than self-gratification liberal trash sites. Life just can't go on without all of these fuckers evidently! Code Red - images aren't loading on Instagram and Facebook Messenger is jibbered!

I quote "a chunk of the Internet..." Yep, nailed it. That's everything!

Fucking emoji's aren't working - what now? Do we have enough supplies to make it until it's all back online? Can't post on Facebook about my new water-headed nephew counting to potato yesterday. I need that release - oh yeaahhh... gotta feel good about what little I've accomplished in life until my tiny e-penis is the size of a Vienna sausage... Yep, that's just stiff enough right there.

Snapchat's down? So I streamed that 10 minute video of myself slowly easing down on a Pom Wonderful bottle to no one!? Oh, and great, we are out of kale and hummus.

Opps, gotta go barista my ass off. The Internet service is due soon and I'm one broke son of a bitch. It would have been great if I had become a productive member of society but wasted $120,000 of my parents money on a fucking BA in pottery. I really wish I hadn't spent so much on these multi-colored Crocs that already smell like vinegar for some reason.

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[AIAW]

People really are this stupid! Evidently especially in Los Angeles. The Twatter is a good companion to the Facebook. Misanthropic outlook - yeah, sometimes.

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