Maggie’s A Bridge to Hawaii

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    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach
    when suddenly the
    sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the
    Lord said,
    'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all
    ways, I will grant
    you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to
    Hawaii so I can
    ride over anytime I want.'

    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of
    the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
    required
    reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and
    steel it would
    take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
    I can do it,
    but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
    things. Take
    a little more time and think of something that could
    possibly help
    mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he
    said, 'Lord, I
    wish that I and all men could understand women; I want
    to know how she
    feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
    silent
    treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
    nothing's
    wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
    and how I can
    make a woman truly happy.'

    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on
    that bridge?'
     

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    Re: A Bridge to Hawaii

    Freakin hilarious! One of the best jokes I have heard in a while... Love it. Thank you I just swallowed my dip... does windex work on computer screens? lmao