A question of "cash"?

[Smokenaces]

My wallet’s stuffed with more condoms than cash — three sad, limp singles and enough latex to personally sponsor a CDC poster.

I hit up the gentlemen’s club for lunch like I’m closing deals… if those deals involved ham sandwiches, light beer, and eye contact so intense it qualifies as a spiritual awakening.

I pay for my food with a credit card — because nothing says “refined adult” like financing deli meat in a room that smells like vanilla body spray and broken dreams.

The singles? Oh, those are for the real heroes — the talented ladies who laugh at my dad jokes like I’m actually funny, and not just the only guy eating pastrami at a pole.

I like to think I’m helping them pay for college — or at least upgrade to the premium Netflix plan and maybe buy a textbook they’ll only use as a laptop stand.

Honestly, I’m not just having lunch. I’m investing in America’s future. One glitter-covered dollar at a time.

 

[LuckyDuck]

They charge businesses processing fees, ie they makes $$ when you use a card.

Some people have started passing that on to customers.

My dentist, local gas station. Its cheaper to use cash.

Your dentist accepts cash? Not even mad about that just surprised is all.

 

[LuckyDuck]

The problem I’m having with cash is:
-pizza place won’t accept a $50 bill on a $50 order.
-baseball stadium/concert venue will not accept any cash

My initial thought is the employees can’t be trusted.

That said I still carry some but what was once laughed at (wad of $1’s & $5’s) is now the norm…..because I employees can’t be trusted?

I hate the youth for so many reasons.

You pretty much hit the nail on the head for how my recent experiences go. For quite some time now businesses didn’t accept bills over $20 due to counterfeit concerns. But we have markers and fancy new $50’s & $100’s to combat counterfeiting and the businesses still have gone 100% cashless.

 

[Defiantly_Not_Bender]

You pretty much hit the nail on the head for how my recent experiences go. For quite some time now businesses didn’t accept bills over $20 due to counterfeit concerns. But we have markers and fancy new $50’s & $100’s to combat counterfeiting and the businesses still have gone 100% cashless.

How much is a dildo? $50? Do they spend like cash?